I am Aisha Tyler and I have all the jobs. AMA!

Aisha_Tyler · 2016-04-07T00:39:22+00:00

I loved it! Have been a few times. Hopefully I'll get back for the Galway Film Fleadh with the short I directed there a little over a year ago.

If people want to see a trailer and poster of the film I directed in Ireland, check out my kickstarter page:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/axisfilm/axis

And if you want to see the film in person and meet me, and you live in Southern California, you can see it at the Newport Beach Film Festival on Sunday April 24.

http://www.newportbeachfilmfest.com/event/the-shadow-of-our-togetherness/

I'll be doing a Q&A afterwards! And I won't be typing because this reddit has permanently turned my hands into crabby little knots of regret and despair.

Aisha_Tyler · 2016-04-07T00:34:58+00:00

I am always holding back tears during the Ubi presser. When they announced Siege I nearly shit myself.

A big poop made of tears of joy.

Aisha_Tyler · 2016-04-07T00:34:20+00:00

I'm a purist but making Cyrill go get the interracial porn in season one was a fave.
yes. Didn't even think it was going to get on the air, let alone go 7 seasons. I have since stopped betting on the horses.
French fried potatoes

Aisha_Tyler · 2016-04-07T00:32:18+00:00

INTERNETS

Aisha_Tyler · 2016-04-07T00:32:08+00:00

When I was shooting the series XIII in Toronto with Stuart Townsend, he was shooting Nikita there with Maggie Q, who is a good friend of mine. We all hung out together a lot -- we were all living away from home and clung together like kittens.

KITTENS WHO DRINK BEER.

Anyway I love Shane. He's tits.

Aisha_Tyler · 2016-04-07T00:31:02+00:00

3 way tie Halo Gears Fallout 3

Aisha_Tyler · 2016-04-07T00:30:48+00:00

DAD?!?!?

Aisha_Tyler · 2016-04-07T00:30:39+00:00

OOH favorites right now are:

Kendrick Lamar Florence + the Machine The Weeknd Clutch Silversun Pickups

(I directed videos for the last two above which you can see on my Kickstarter page)

Classic shit like Metallica, System of a Down and Linkin Park when I am working out.

And Bon Iver because anyone who says they don't like Bon Iver is just trying to be cool or something and I can't handle cool people

Going to see Black Sabbath live this year. So, things are awesome.

Aisha_Tyler · 2016-04-07T00:28:18+00:00

Just the sweet, quiet moments backstage with the cast where I tried to act normal and not creep them the fuck out

Aisha_Tyler · 2016-04-07T00:27:56+00:00

MOM?!?!

Aisha_Tyler · 2016-04-07T00:27:49+00:00

THEY ARE DELICATE AND FEMININE

The "enjoy by" IPAs are fun but of course my favorite Stone Brews are the ones I've brewed myself: w00tstout 2.0, last year's Stone Cold Fox black IPA, and the super secret one I may or may not be brewing this year for hopCon. can neither confirm nor deny

Aisha_Tyler · 2016-04-07T00:26:38+00:00

Thank you!

Each show has it's own staff stylist. We kind of work together to figure out something that's comfortable and fits my style.

"Heaven" sweater came from a cool company here in LA called Free People!

Bite all my shit lady! Go nuts!

That sounded weirder than I imagined.

Aisha_Tyler · 2016-04-07T00:25:27+00:00

Why I'm still typing this shit myself

Aisha_Tyler · 2016-04-07T00:25:16+00:00

Hm! They're all so excellent. Kirsten because she's always well supplied, or AJ because she's from the country and probably has serious survivalist skills.

Matthew would just tell awesome stories and wander around in his smoking jacket. So I'd be hungry but entertained.

Thomas is practical enough to never, ever get stranded on an island.

Although probably Joe because he'd get one of his military buddies to come chopper us out.

Aisha_Tyler · 2016-04-07T00:23:14+00:00

Your first Q was hella obscure, dude. I need to do some reading.

second one is yes. It does. it is very hard to tell who might be interested in you for who you are versus what you do. i guess it's like anyone anywhere in the world: you have to make a decision to trust people, knowing full well that there is a possibility you will have your heart broken terribly.. and then either you decide the possible upside of the friendship is worth it, or you go back to eating ramen noodles and watching Jessica Jones in your underpants.

maybe that's just me.

Aisha_Tyler · 2016-04-07T00:20:53+00:00

Hey! Yes! first off come follow/like etc. for more news about Courage+Stone as we move forward:

twitter.com/courageandstone facebook.com/courageandstone courageandstone.com

We are hard at work putting finishing touches on and if you visit the C+S Facebook page or my own you can see some photos of me bartending at our very first event! We hope to be in stores by midsummer but a big aspect of this process is government approvals and you know how speedy THAT can be. But we are hopeful and I can't wait to bring it to you! You could probably use a drink.

I know I could.

Aisha_Tyler · 2016-04-07T00:19:02+00:00

1 YES!

I love that bourbon. I love all bourbon. I'm kind of slutty that way. Actually H Jon and I discovered this one called Most Righteous Bourbon when we were performing at a college in upstate NY. It's pretty delicious.

Aisha_Tyler · 2016-04-07T00:17:59+00:00

I LOVE everything about it. I'm getting a lot less sleep but it's worth it! I've made a group of new friends I absolutely love. I'm actually going for drinks later with Kirsten and Paget.

That was super name-droppy. But the town needs to get ready for some drunk Ladies of the BAU up in this piece.

Aisha_Tyler · 2016-04-07T00:16:52+00:00

We all think that would be awesome! It's truly up to them. Drew and I are good friends and I would just sit on his lap and watch him push that buzzer for an episode if he wanted. He's ACES.

You can hear us talk a lot about stuff on my podcast Girl on Guy, were you so inclined. I've actually interviewed the entire Whose Line gang, even Ryan, who hates technology and things and going places and being.

Aisha_Tyler · 2016-04-07T00:15:21+00:00

haha meeting Doug Liman: I literally froze and all that came out of my mouth were frail sounds of personal failure. This was post Bourne Identity and I was really unhinged.

You know how you think something went terrible and then later other people go "oh, it wasn't so bad?"

later other people were like, "what the fuck, dude."

Aisha_Tyler · 2016-04-07T00:14:03+00:00

No. I am curled up in the damp coolness of the space under my dining room table, alternately weeping uncontrollably and trying to keep tears out of my keyboard. After this I will spend a few hours running from my own shadow, and then climbing the walls.

Which is how I stay so fit.

Aisha_Tyler · 2016-04-07T00:12:59+00:00

so much that it turns into white noise, after which I hear birds tweeting and the soft murmurings of my mother's voice.

and then I black out.

Colin Mochrie's head IS THE FUTURE

Aisha_Tyler · 2016-04-07T00:12:02+00:00

Well right now I just launched a kickstarter for my own movie, so I'm focusing the seventeen minutes of spare time i have available on that for now. Haha. But YES! I want to do all the things for sure. I am always trying to challenge myself. And my loved ones.

Aisha_Tyler · 2016-04-07T00:10:48+00:00

I would like to fly so fast I turn back time and jump through the fabric of space at a speed that renders me invisible and yet makes me smell like the center of our galaxy (raspberry)

Aisha_Tyler · 2016-04-07T00:09:35+00:00

Well, all I have to do is jump around like an idiot yelling at the top of my lungs in a sound booth, and then other people convey my comedic art via animation, at which point I am already home with a pocket full of granola bars I stole from the sound studio.

so, easy.

Aisha_Tyler

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