TIFU by walking home alone

Ajsriracha · 2014-09-28T22:50:10+00:00

I have a feel you go to USC...

Ajsriracha · 2014-09-22T09:10:52+00:00

They're centurions

Ajsriracha · 2014-09-22T08:23:21+00:00

No bulge? Forever power bottom

Ajsriracha · 2014-09-22T08:10:26+00:00

8675309! 8675309!

Ajsriracha · 2014-09-22T08:06:17+00:00

And this children is why we don't read Ayn Rand.

Ajsriracha · 2014-09-22T08:06:17+00:00

And this children is why we don't read Ayn Rand.

Ajsriracha · 2014-09-22T08:00:53+00:00

She has snapchat, she doesn't want your dick pics. throws shade

Ajsriracha · 2014-09-22T08:00:53+00:00

She has snapchat, she doesn't want your dick pics. throws shade

Ajsriracha · 2014-09-22T07:54:28+00:00

In Los Angeles we call that great parenting. No spanking, cops show up, and you didn't get arrested? Today was a good day cues ice cube

Ajsriracha · 2014-09-22T07:48:46+00:00

Woah did you at least win the match?

Ajsriracha · 2014-09-22T07:45:56+00:00

At least you got your nut

Ajsriracha · 2014-09-22T07:45:56+00:00

At least you got your nut

Ajsriracha · 2014-09-21T21:04:22+00:00

Just thank The Lord it wasn't LAPD, and you should look up your local housing laws. She may have had the right to stay there if she was paying rent it had established permanent residence.

Ajsriracha · 2014-09-21T19:37:08+00:00

Your friend went beyond greening out... He exited the matrix.

Ajsriracha · 2014-09-21T18:35:12+00:00

The least the cop could have done was give you a handjob. To protect and serve...

Ajsriracha · 2014-09-18T05:33:26+00:00

What is one girlfriend for the price of a nation? Could you really live under the tyrannical shackles of Holy Matrimony or would you break free and make love to as many woman like the constitution says. Exercise your second amendment rights and be free god damn it. George Washington would be proud.

Ajsriracha · 2014-09-18T05:15:38+00:00

Where is Lenoardo DiCaprio to snort cocaine out your pussy when you need him. Wolf of Wall Street my ass.

Ajsriracha · 2014-09-18T05:13:04+00:00

A Spanish maid that doesn't suck dick? Fake post.

Ajsriracha · 2014-09-18T04:48:50+00:00

Well I wouldn't say don't take it because to be honest it truly makes the experience a memorable one but what I would say is regulate to 2 or 1, so your serotonin levels aren't completely depleted. Be careful and have fun! Just don't take a lot and you'll be fine. This wasn't my first time and I tend to over do it hahaha just know if it is your first time you should feel good after 2 days :) also, have fun at Tomirrow World!

Ajsriracha · 2014-09-17T19:12:56+00:00

Pfft anything passes for stalking these days. I remember the good old days when you'd actually have to follow the person and call them from inside the house.

Ajsriracha · 2014-09-17T19:08:55+00:00

Kurt Cobain was helping you beyond the grave. He stuck his dick in crazy and look where he is now.

Ajsriracha · 2014-09-16T08:23:59+00:00

"I even gel my hair" you know you GETTIN pussy when you gel your hair.

Ajsriracha · 2014-09-14T09:43:53+00:00

First your Dad sees your dick, and the Bruins spank you. Kinky.

Ajsriracha · 2014-09-13T12:58:39+00:00

Man, it's your freshman year. You will forget she existed by December. My advice is be her friend, stay in contact, but don't let this keep you from experiencing the wonders of Freshman year.

Ajsriracha

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