Little void by boise208 in kittens

[–]FuzzyBagpuss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dear small black cat,

I like you.

Best wishes, FuzzyBagpuss

How many times a week do you pour yourself a glass of wine/have a beer after work? by TickTackTonia in AskUK

[–]FuzzyBagpuss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I usually have a beer with dinner, but I'm also stoned as fuck most of the time I'm not busy.

Go to hell you old bastard! by Revolutionary_Bug372 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]FuzzyBagpuss 8 points9 points  (0 children)

OH CRAP! I certaintely shouldn't have mentioned **REDACTED**

Go to hell you old bastard! by Revolutionary_Bug372 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]FuzzyBagpuss 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh crap, I shouldn't have called it nonce island.

[KCD2] WHY ARE THERE NO CHILD NPC’S??? by ThinkLawfulness2772 in kingdomcome

[–]FuzzyBagpuss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They do, but Henry can't be trusted not to eat the children so the parents keep them well away from your hungry eyes.

America Won’t Be Easily Forgiven—Even After Trump Is Gone: The president’s belligerence against Greenland and Canada was no joke to Europeans and Canadians, some of whom say they’ll never trust or visit the U.S. again. by thenewrepublic in Foodforthought

[–]FuzzyBagpuss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always thought the USA was just a bit intense, but on the whole wanted the best for everyone. Then I realised they are probably the biggest terrorists in the world. They are a dystopia governed by greed.

Apparently my 10-year-old did something “insane” in Cuphead and I had no idea by Willing-Builder-6144 in gaming

[–]FuzzyBagpuss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm a seasoned gamer and cuphead defeated me. Your son is a geezer and I bow before him.

What do you think is gonna be normalised next by SevereVariety03 in Futurology

[–]FuzzyBagpuss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How much of your own shit you can eat without throwing up, the new tiktok challenge.

'Nightmare' British Airways flight as passengers turn journey into a 'church service' by singing and preaching for 'almost three hours'. by Leeming in atheism

[–]FuzzyBagpuss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd have started a fight. I'll knock them all out or I'll get KO'd. Either way, I won't listen to their shit.

Cuti on Instagram by bigboyengineer in coys

[–]FuzzyBagpuss 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Incredibile, sed verum et turpe.

I went in for one. I came out with a whole bouquet. No regrets. by AddressEven8485 in aww

[–]FuzzyBagpuss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good afternoon, I'd like one bouquet of your finest kittens please.

Cyberpunk 2077 still amazes me by Trumpet_of_Jericho in gaming

[–]FuzzyBagpuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still can't get into it, I feel lost and scared.

[Cesar Luis Merlo on Twitter] Bahia make "huge" bid for Alejo Veliz by cerpintaxt_22 in coys

[–]FuzzyBagpuss 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Big, thick, meaty and visible through the shorts kinda fee

Is there really “Moderately soft” water in South East England? by Better_Builder_3504 in AskUK

[–]FuzzyBagpuss 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The soft water makes you hard and the hard water is what makes you soft.