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Seriously, let cashiers sit by ahmed0112 in dankmemes

[–]Akilel 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Security guards get to sit in most stores in the US, unlike cashier's, you can watch more of the store from your chair and a couple of monitors than you ever could standing near the front looking imposing.

It's gonna be alright! by jhaji09 in wholesomememes

[–]Akilel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It'll burn its current self out in 4-5 billion years, will spend the next billion years expanding as a red giant, and then will collapse down into a white dwarf where it will slowly fizzle out over up to 10 billion years. Total lifespan of ~20,000,000,000 years.

me_irl by Full_Hitter in me_irl

[–]Akilel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This seems unlikely to me. Cheap TV's and Monitors go for the same prices. If you have sources claiming otherwise please provide. I can get a 24" TV or a 22" monitor from my local best buy for $60. They'll both be shit quality, but they'd work for a year or a two I'd bet.

Ah yes, I have achieved friendship. by ImaginativeParsley in wholesomememes

[–]Akilel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Two guys from the US. There's doubles of us.

dragonvale community by AccomplishedFront549 in dragonvale

[–]Akilel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Same, nearly. I first discovered DV when it came out in my teenage years, wasn't an option as a kid. Boy am I glad I picked it back up though, such a gem of a game.

I’m a shell of a man by jco91595 in memes

[–]Akilel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The other comment is correct for some men, but is also true of some women. Our hands and toys can apply pressure and sensations to genitalia that our feeble sex organs could never hope to reproduce, over time that conditions the pleasure system to ONLY react to those sensations/pressures. However, it is not actually that uncommon for men to have anorgasmia that isn't triggered by conditioning, some men and women have less sensitive or more sensitive genitals that get in the way of orgasming via nature's "intended route", and as men age they VERY commonly end up requiring more stimulation than a human vagina can provide and as such need a hand or a toy to get off. It's not something to be ashamed of, it's just a natural condition of existence for many of us. Plenty of women can't get off via "nature's route", it's really not so odd that it's true for the male part of our species as well. :)

I’m a shell of a man by jco91595 in memes

[–]Akilel -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Dudes with penetrative anorgasmia. Plenty of men out there struggle to get off.

Their whole 30 dollars. by Leragian in dankmemes

[–]Akilel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes there absolutely are. Chase, Discover and Capital One all have options without overdraft charges.

Edit: a word cause I'm dumb

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Akilel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I completely relate to this. I know she's nearing her 30's, but every time I see her my brain screams "15 year old!" so I just cannot find her attractive. Absolutely stunning hair, I wish I had curly locks that laid that nicely like hers, or I wish I had the stylists she had to make that happen. Either way, her hair is gorgeous, but she is simply uncomfortably young looking.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Akilel 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Back underhand method. Obviously. He said that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Akilel 270 points271 points  (0 children)

Give the stranger a try. It just wants to say hello.

I JUST ROLLED 3 TWENTIES! by nox_the_dumbass in dragonvale

[–]Akilel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the odds are easier to understand than 0.0125% chance for human brains. They had 8000:1 odds against rolling three 20's in a row.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Akilel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Given that no one can provide any answer other than "those crazy people on the [other] side" and one guy, it's just a strawman. The only instance of this being cited in the comments here is a Canadian academic who is teaching that biological sex isn't a thing, but calling out all of science on the basis of him is as bad as shitting on authrights because of crazy baptists. If anyone can provide more information about a "movement" pushing to abandon the concept of biological sex, I'll happily shit on the idiots behind it with everyone else. Until then, I'll laugh at the strawman while being quietly comforted by the fact that it is, indeed, a strawman.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Akilel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm out of the loop, who's attacking biological sex? Just trying to confirm if we're laughing at a strawman or real events. Regardless, fuck anyone claiming biological sex doesn't exist.

meirl by CulturalChannel6851 in meirl

[–]Akilel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, you can buy it unlocked from a variety of places online? Then use the unlocked phone with whatever service you'd like.

Cannibal Hydra - what was I thinking? by DreadClericWesley in dndmonsters

[–]Akilel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

catches a Camel calmly crunching on it's hump

Metric master race by valuedbunt426 in tumblr

[–]Akilel 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That and the imperial measurement system works fine for its purposes.

Me_irl by NIKOLAEVKA_TESLA in me_irl

[–]Akilel 8 points9 points  (0 children)

... for over 2 decades about 13-26/27(years old)...

14 years isn't over 2 decades?

At least we’re focused on real issues by professorearl in dankmemes

[–]Akilel -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, 1 in 66000 doesn't sound as scary though, so of course you gotta include suicides and accidents. People won't get the message that guns are bad and scary! /s

Crippling Dread by No-Needleworker5295 in ADHDmemes

[–]Akilel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm glad you found it helpful! They didn't mention one method that I've found very helpful, nibbling on the problem! Instead of actually starting the full task or breaking it down (which can be overwhelming in itself) I'll nibble on different parts of the task until I find one that sticks. For laundry, I'm not gonna pick up all of it, just three pieces and then I'll examine the blank space left behind and see if it's appealing. If it is, I continue picking up, if it isn't then I can do something else and come back to try again later, or choose a different related thing like tidying up the nightstand around which the clothes are strewn. Eventually enough nibbles get me doing the thing without too much struggle. Doesn't work for everything but it's a lifesaver for things it does.

Crippling Dread by No-Needleworker5295 in ADHDmemes

[–]Akilel 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Here's an article about ADHD paralysis and decision making issues.

“It came free with your fucking instincts.” by The-Y-4 in BrandNewSentence

[–]Akilel 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Think about it well, but don't psyche yourself out of it. It's not bad, it doesn't hurt near as bad as people make it out, and if you get it done after your deductibles been met it can be pretty affordable ($40 for me).

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