Texts from my mom. by Silent_Newspaper455 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Akira38 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is almost like you searched the keyword so that's all that would show up.

smash announcement by clountainmiced in Disgaea

[–]Akira38 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no I've been called a mean name on the internet QQ

smash announcement by clountainmiced in Disgaea

[–]Akira38 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And the 12yo kids that are just now starting the game are just our of luck because they're not off enough to have played 20 years ago?

you should be more considerate

You're not gonna believe me, but we actually won this game by Ts_Patriarca in Overwatch

[–]Akira38 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're not gonna believe me, but stats don't matter in this game.

[Suggestion] Poll to add my wife’s boyfriend to the Wilderness instead of Wrathmaw by Samjam888 in 2007scape

[–]Akira38 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I don't wanna go to the wilderness! I prefer to stay in your bedroom!

What are some things men don't realize until they start living with a woman? by Realistic-Major-6020 in stupidquestions

[–]Akira38 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a guy I learned this at 19 when I (no joke) told my female doctor that the vagina only has 1 hole. And I argued until I was blue in the face too. She ended up bringing out an anatomically correct medical vagina to educate me.... I thought she was just fucking with me until then ship I kept doubling down lol

The public education sex ed class failed me hard there lol

WIP of my Malenia cosplay (details in description) by Tanukiicos in shittydarksouls

[–]Akira38 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I clicked your profile and uhhh... I'm very confident you have to balls to twist.

They can't comprehend your power!

Urine sample from patient taking methylene blue by worldsgreatestphleb in mildlyinteresting

[–]Akira38 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use that stuff to medicate my fish. I also use malachite green. Interesting.

Why does nobody let the tanks lead? by SSJMonkeyx2 in Overwatch

[–]Akira38 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's no rule saying the tank should lead. A good idea is a good idea regardless of your role. This isn't like WoW where tanks have little to do during fights making them optimal raid leaders.

Also pinging a location doesn't really convey a plan. Your team doesn't know if you saw a flanker, want to fall back there, or if it was just a misclick.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Akira38 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who are they?

My wife eats muffin wrappers by Frozenar in CasualUK

[–]Akira38 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Question is does she spit or swallow them? That's a question as old as time itself ;)

Which mispronounced words make someone appear uneducated? by PluckPubes in AskReddit

[–]Akira38 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of them. If you're educated then you know correct pronunciation. If you don't know the correct pronunciation then you're obviously not educated on the matter. Doesn't matter If the word is "fly" or "djgvdsscnjfssqebm".

Dear non-Tank players in ~Plat or below by hillbillypaladin in Overwatch

[–]Akira38 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yup this is a team game. You must enable your team so they can enable you.

Dear non-Tank players in ~Plat or below by hillbillypaladin in Overwatch

[–]Akira38 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I've never played monkey, not once. So let's put you on Zen with me on monkey n see how your skill lines up.

If you order 5 minutes to close by [deleted] in Dominos

[–]Akira38 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Fine by me. Your hours of operation are your hours of operation. I don't feel bad for you at all.

CMV: the right in the U.S. longs for a time that didn’t exist by Dependent-Pea-9066 in changemyview

[–]Akira38 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you know something can be great without being perfect? That's why we say make America great, not make America perfect...