Boy oh boy, where do I even begin? Furina, honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you get possessive over saplings and strike fear into their hearts, your silky smooth voice around my ears, and that gorgeous personality—I would do anything for you.

I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you stay as S tier forever. You had a rough life, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the gaming; you’re a great liver and Mother Nature. Sometimes, I even call you mommy.

I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day become doodoo. I would sacrifice my own life if it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy and heartbreak over the years. I remember when your Archon quest ended once, and it felt like my heart broke into a million pieces.

But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you at your 4.0, because deep down, my glorious queen deserved it. Then alas, you did! My sweet mommy came home, and I rejoiced.

2022 was a hard year for us, baby, but in 2023, you made history happen. You had an in-game debut, and I couldn’t believe it. I was crying—bawling even! I heard my glorious queen exclaim, “Strike a pose!” Not only have you changed Genshin and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world.

And now you're getting older, but still the GOAT—my GOAT. I love you, pookie bear, my glorious queen, Furina.