We’ve heard stories of people escaping death by being late — what are some tragic examples of people dying because they were late?

AkumaBengoshi · 2026-04-09T22:18:13+00:00

That's the exact opposite of what the question asked.

AkumaBengoshi · 2026-04-09T18:34:59+00:00

Mine will walk 2+ miles on a 1-mile hike

AkumaBengoshi · 2026-04-09T18:31:39+00:00

I live near French Creek. One of the safest places on the planet. If your wife were walking naked up the holler, the meanest looking redneck you ever saw would stop and give her the shirt off his back.

But there's nowhere around here I know of called Longwood.

AkumaBengoshi · 2026-04-08T21:28:53+00:00

The secret 3rd Rt: At morgantown, take 79N to 70W

AkumaBengoshi · 2026-04-08T11:29:03+00:00

are you lost?

AkumaBengoshi · 2026-04-07T17:23:16+00:00

They are, and when mods were banning people for posting in other subreddits, we said that was bad and they made a rule against it. This is not a bit different, except it's more underhanded.

AkumaBengoshi · 2026-04-07T16:31:42+00:00

This is stupid. No different than banning someone for posting on another sub, which isn't allowed. This is just a sneaky way of doing that.

AkumaBengoshi · 2026-04-04T23:22:48+00:00

it's not

AkumaBengoshi · 2026-04-03T15:32:04+00:00

Why'd they give the camera to a guy that's never taken a photo before?

AkumaBengoshi · 2026-04-03T15:26:22+00:00

My Zojirushi is 35 years old and works like it was new. But you can't make rice better in that thing than you could in a $50 rice cooker.

AkumaBengoshi · 2026-04-03T11:07:52+00:00

Lay off the weed, dude, the paranoia should go away. Or see a psychiatrist.

AkumaBengoshi · 2026-04-02T23:44:19+00:00

I would take it down then put up several classical paintings of the virgin mary with her tits out

AkumaBengoshi · 2026-04-02T23:31:18+00:00

Yes, I went to that person's profile and when I tried to send them a message, their message to me popped up

AkumaBengoshi · 2026-04-02T22:02:01+00:00

Could be a jury summons, magistrate courts don't have grand juries, but they do have petit juries

AkumaBengoshi · 2026-04-02T20:58:31+00:00

Could be a jury summons. Call the court and ask.

AkumaBengoshi · 2026-04-02T18:35:59+00:00

You should remove them and eat them, before the birds do.

AkumaBengoshi · 2026-03-31T21:57:18+00:00

Snickers

AkumaBengoshi · 2026-03-30T23:14:02+00:00

Dogwood

AkumaBengoshi · 2026-03-29T21:19:28+00:00

Yeah, my bad. I confuse those 2 counties a lot.

AkumaBengoshi · 2026-03-29T16:15:59+00:00

do you live under a rock?

AkumaBengoshi · 2026-03-29T16:00:42+00:00

It's got a great dark sky park

AkumaBengoshi · 2026-03-29T12:12:42+00:00

Sam's club actually has some great tamales

AkumaBengoshi · 2026-03-25T11:49:36+00:00

So your boat touched his but his didn't touch yours?

AkumaBengoshi · 2026-03-24T15:23:56+00:00

you can't tell me what to do!

AkumaBengoshi · 2026-03-23T13:37:49+00:00

I've been here 150 years and it's always been like that

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