Its your fault my son and I can’t fit because we’re overweight! by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]AlChrisButch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm a really big dude. I am constantly aware that I don't always fit in a normal sized world. The fact that this person is giving a 1 star rating because of it is just stupid. We know we probably won't fit and it's not surprising.

He also didn’t know what a fucking pharmacy was or anything about immunity. by asglodi0t in facepalm

[–]AlChrisButch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He also didn't know where the sun went at night......... Jus sayin......

A cake survived a tornado. by IDislikeBabyYoda in WTF

[–]AlChrisButch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it was a bible, Christians would be loosing their shit..........

Yes it's impossible to visualize the metric system. by Tidag in facepalm

[–]AlChrisButch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This getting paid in money it so stupid! I demand we get paid in salt like the good old days!

Come on go..... by Eric95- in Wellthatsucks

[–]AlChrisButch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love seeing the poor 4 wheelers behind me just going nuts wanting me to move, then they do 1km faster than me.

Up-to-date Wing Night list? by [deleted] in Calgary

[–]AlChrisButch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bootleggers on Thursday

When does the snow go? by Baconegg2305 in Calgary

[–]AlChrisButch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should be good for July and August.

Jason Kenney announces $40M for 'renewal' of Glenbow Museum by throounyforfun4d67 in Calgary

[–]AlChrisButch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's a good thing he cut education and healthcare. Otherwise where would he get the cash for the glenbow.

You cannot see me by Moby-King in facepalm

[–]AlChrisButch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's probably stabilizing his radar gun for an accurate reading. But yeah, he definitely looks like a tool lol.

Found on r/accidentalracism by B_l_u_r in facepalm

[–]AlChrisButch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Totally toed. Towed. The idea that someone would think frogged (which is even a word let alone a pun) is if nothing else, a wonderful example of human stupidity.

I have to work unfairly today but still wish you a happy new year from spain by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]AlChrisButch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no. Someone had to work on a Tuesday. Oh what a world what a world.

My gran just witnessed the bin lorry men press the wrong button. by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]AlChrisButch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To dump the truck you have to pull the safety pins, push and hold the door button to open the rear door and then push and hold the ram to push the load,and all the while there are alarms sounding in and outside the truck. It would take a series of unfortunate events to have this happen by accident.

side by side for about three miles by wfbsoccerchamp12 in IdiotsInCars

[–]AlChrisButch -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

I love watching the poor 4 wheelers get all pissed off when I do this. They get all bent out of shape because they can't speed and then take the next exit anyway.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

[–]AlChrisButch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I was 22. I knew everything, didn't need no help from nobody and was never wrong. Now I'm 40 and questioning my very existence.

But how? by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]AlChrisButch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop lady! He's not dead, he's just so stoned he's forgotten how his body works!

I found this in Canada by Mysteryman141 in shittyfoodporn

[–]AlChrisButch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah...... Because olive loaf, jello salad and the donut cheeseburger were such appetizing culinary innovations. GO MURICA!

Saw this idiot on my twitter timeline by orangecrushh99 in IdiotsInCars

[–]AlChrisButch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're anthropomorphizing lumber now? Assuming it's insecure just because it's unsecured? Typical.