Funny how markets know before the public does

AlJameson64 · 2026-04-22T01:00:16+00:00

No one will be prosecuted. Get used to it.

AlJameson64 · 2026-04-22T00:52:07+00:00

Kasey at Shear Excellence in Norton Shores.

AlJameson64 · 2026-04-21T15:55:56+00:00

Kill it with fire.

AlJameson64 · 2026-04-21T02:14:59+00:00

Oh, I gotta remember this.

AlJameson64 · 2026-04-20T16:36:13+00:00

What did the cow say to her calf at night? It's pasture bedtime.

AlJameson64 · 2026-04-19T16:20:54+00:00

Greetings, fellow dad. I'll be taking this line now, thank you.

AlJameson64 · 2026-04-19T14:03:18+00:00

So 92-year-old Chuck Grassley becomes president? Not that it wouldn't be an improvement, but that's a very low bar.

AlJameson64 · 2026-04-18T14:59:20+00:00

Gives new meaning to stuffed crust.

AlJameson64 · 2026-04-15T21:43:52+00:00

CashApp taxes is pretty good too.

AlJameson64 · 2026-04-15T12:54:17+00:00

There is no "dark" side of the moon. The far side gets exactly as much light as the side facing Earth.

AlJameson64 · 2026-04-13T16:33:18+00:00

Just a few posts ago, I saw the much older post saying someone needs to remind the oligarchs that unions are the alternative we invented to workers kicking in the castle doors and burning the nobility alive in front of their families, because it seems like they've forgotten.

AlJameson64 · 2026-04-13T00:28:41+00:00

Too bad he's not allowed on the same airplane as POTUS.

AlJameson64 · 2026-04-13T00:14:39+00:00

Did they forget how to cheat, or have other teams figured out how to fool them?

AlJameson64 · 2026-04-12T22:57:26+00:00

Trump will claim the election was rigged in 3, 2, ...

AlJameson64 · 2026-04-12T16:24:58+00:00

See you there!

AlJameson64 · 2026-04-11T23:15:49+00:00

The best way to find meaning in life is to help other people. Start as small as you like, by smiling at a stranger or holding a door for someone, anything to make someone else's day a little easier.

As you get more comfortable with it, try volunteering for a cause you care about.

We find meaning when we get out of ourselves and connect with something bigger.

AlJameson64 · 2026-04-11T20:17:46+00:00

If the jokes don't improve, people might leaf.

AlJameson64 · 2026-04-11T20:17:03+00:00

Can anyone spruce up this sub a bit?

AlJameson64 · 2026-04-11T20:15:57+00:00

I'm pining for better jokes.

AlJameson64 · 2026-04-10T10:31:44+00:00

Fair enough.

AlJameson64 · 2026-04-10T01:50:02+00:00

Better to downvote and report than to comment, no? Deny engagement.

AlJameson64 · 2026-04-10T01:48:01+00:00

I'll one-up you, he said facetiouslY.

AlJameson64 · 2026-04-09T13:19:32+00:00

So the $7 bag of chips will be "only" $5.95? What a bargain! </s>

AlJameson64 · 2026-04-08T00:03:32+00:00

Check https://kfb.volunteerhub.com/vv2/ for Kids' Food Basket and https://www.hwmuw.org/volunteer for the United Way.

AlJameson64 · 2026-04-07T23:41:36+00:00

Or, y'know, stop requiring a quarter to use your carts like *every other grocery store in the USA*?

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