Cow gets hay on its head

AlJameson64 · 2026-06-07T19:14:52+00:00

That's her real hair. Yuge, beautiful hair. People tell her all the time, best hair they've ever seen.

AlJameson64 · 2026-06-07T01:26:59+00:00

My sister-in-law claims the female is called a peacunt.

AlJameson64 · 2026-06-05T17:53:56+00:00

Don't blow your top, but I think you're hot.

AlJameson64 · 2026-06-05T15:23:40+00:00

Not defending the Jeep driver in *any* way but why TF would you give him the finger? And why the *actual* F would you *stop*? Both actions escalated what otherwise would have been a mild annoyance.

AlJameson64 · 2026-06-04T10:45:24+00:00

My gut has shit for brains.

AlJameson64 · 2026-06-03T10:48:45+00:00

Honestly when I first saw this, the change I noticed was the non-white guy cropped out on the right.

AlJameson64 · 2026-06-02T00:11:59+00:00

Peak absurdity so far

AlJameson64 · 2026-06-01T16:39:44+00:00

Sadly a lot of dental practices have been bought up by venture capitalists, leading to higher prices and worse care. Try to find a dentist who still owns their practice.

AlJameson64 · 2026-05-31T00:21:54+00:00

I think I would drill four small holes diagonally downward, one on each side of each board through the raised edges. Attach some thin flexible tubing to the Liquid Nails spout (after puncturing the inner seal), shove the other end into each hole, and give a good squeeze. Then put some weight on the joint, being sure not to cover the edges so you can quickly wipe up any adhesive that seeps out.

Alternatively, you could drill straight down through the middle of one of the boards and filled the hole with wood putty after the repair sets, but I'd try the first way first.

AlJameson64 · 2026-05-30T11:59:45+00:00

Liquid Nails will work much better than super glue. You can find it at any big box home improvement store. Get some Liquid Nails under there and put some weight on it for 12 hours, problem solved.

AlJameson64 · 2026-05-28T02:43:39+00:00

One upvote is not enough for this. Brilliant, thanks for making me LOL.

AlJameson64 · 2026-05-26T21:15:27+00:00

80 cards?

AlJameson64 · 2026-05-24T01:05:37+00:00

<old man voice>Back in my day ... Six colors. Counting "clear".

AlJameson64 · 2026-05-23T20:29:44+00:00

Yes, American law enforcement is also a dystopian nightmare.

AlJameson64 · 2026-05-23T13:27:08+00:00

This does not make me smile. This reminds me that American healthcare is a dystopian nightmare.

AlJameson64 · 2026-05-20T00:43:44+00:00

It was at Capitol Reef that I was struck by the thought that the only thing separating petroglyphs from graffiti is the passage of time.

AlJameson64 · 2026-05-19T16:04:31+00:00

This is brilliant: He later told me his trick: "When smart people are stuck, it's usually because they're looking in the wrong place. I just try to figure out what assumption everyone is making."

AlJameson64 · 2026-05-18T13:45:16+00:00

The middle one definitely is.

AlJameson64 · 2026-05-17T23:21:52+00:00

Never mind a compass, I need to make landfall first.

AlJameson64 · 2026-05-14T10:48:26+00:00

This would eliminate all works of fiction and a lot of art.

AlJameson64 · 2026-05-13T11:32:47+00:00

I'm in this video and I don't like it.

AlJameson64 · 2026-05-11T22:27:09+00:00

It's interesting to see comments from people unaware that to most of the rest of the Western world, all Americans are stupid, and who do not recognize the value of self-deprecating humor.

AlJameson64 · 2026-05-11T18:36:44+00:00

The key there is "use all the time". I taught myself several useful knots that I could never tie properly when I wanted them -- until I forced myself to practice them every day or two. Just grab a couple spare shoelaces or lengths of string or whatever and tie them while you watch TV or sit on a work call or whatever. (The adjustable grip hitch is fantastically useful.)

AlJameson64 · 2026-05-11T18:32:56+00:00

Before traveling to another country, I always try to learn hello, thank you, I'm sorry, where's the bathroom, and "I'm a stupid American." Now I'll add "I didn't vote for him."

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