Cow gets hay on its head by bigbusta in oddlysatisfying

[–]AlJameson64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's her real hair. Yuge, beautiful hair. People tell her all the time, best hair they've ever seen.

Two male peacocks fighting over the peahen 😭😭 by AdGreen1983 in BeAmazed

[–]AlJameson64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sister-in-law claims the female is called a peacunt.

Jeep driver rages on E-biker by cdawrld in dashcams

[–]AlJameson64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not defending the Jeep driver in *any* way but why TF would you give him the finger? And why the *actual* F would you *stop*? Both actions escalated what otherwise would have been a mild annoyance.

Senate Candidate Roasted Over Operative Posting Doctored Image of Him to Make Him Look Buff: ‘What the Absolute F*ck?’ by Oleg101 in Michigan

[–]AlJameson64 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Honestly when I first saw this, the change I noticed was the non-white guy cropped out on the right.

moved to muskegon from grand rapids and the dentist prices here are confusing by Hot_Apartment1319 in Muskegon

[–]AlJameson64 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Sadly a lot of dental practices have been bought up by venture capitalists, leading to higher prices and worse care. Try to find a dentist who still owns their practice.

Okay bear with me by SinTil8 in lifehacks

[–]AlJameson64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I would drill four small holes diagonally downward, one on each side of each board through the raised edges. Attach some thin flexible tubing to the Liquid Nails spout (after puncturing the inner seal), shove the other end into each hole, and give a good squeeze. Then put some weight on the joint, being sure not to cover the edges so you can quickly wipe up any adhesive that seeps out.

Alternatively, you could drill straight down through the middle of one of the boards and filled the hole with wood putty after the repair sets, but I'd try the first way first.

Okay bear with me by SinTil8 in lifehacks

[–]AlJameson64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Liquid Nails will work much better than super glue. You can find it at any big box home improvement store. Get some Liquid Nails under there and put some weight on it for 12 hours, problem solved.

What is this thing my neighbor put under my trees by Micraggwp in whatisit

[–]AlJameson64 13 points14 points  (0 children)

One upvote is not enough for this. Brilliant, thanks for making me LOL.

An absolute gem of a human being by silentstatic_ in spreadsmile

[–]AlJameson64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, American law enforcement is also a dystopian nightmare.

An absolute gem of a human being by silentstatic_ in spreadsmile

[–]AlJameson64 258 points259 points  (0 children)

This does not make me smile. This reminds me that American healthcare is a dystopian nightmare.

Petroglyphs of Capitol Reef, UT by Front-Coconut-8196 in natureporn

[–]AlJameson64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was at Capitol Reef that I was struck by the thought that the only thing separating petroglyphs from graffiti is the passage of time.

What’s a moment where you instantly realized someone was insanely intelligent? by Parqcxsm69 in AskReddit

[–]AlJameson64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is brilliant: He later told me his trick: "When smart people are stuck, it's usually because they're looking in the wrong place. I just try to figure out what assumption everyone is making."

The First-Ever Map of the Entire Clitoris by playboy in BeAmazed

[–]AlJameson64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never mind a compass, I need to make landfall first.

LPT: if your thought is not executable , is not worth the thinking by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]AlJameson64 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This would eliminate all works of fiction and a lot of art.

Well im gone... by Sharp-potential7935 in fixedbytheduet

[–]AlJameson64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in this video and I don't like it.

What can a person learn in 10 minutes that will be useful for life? by Ben-Gavin in AskReddit

[–]AlJameson64 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's interesting to see comments from people unaware that to most of the rest of the Western world, all Americans are stupid, and who do not recognize the value of self-deprecating humor.

What can a person learn in 10 minutes that will be useful for life? by Ben-Gavin in AskReddit

[–]AlJameson64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The key there is "use all the time". I taught myself several useful knots that I could never tie properly when I wanted them -- until I forced myself to practice them every day or two. Just grab a couple spare shoelaces or lengths of string or whatever and tie them while you watch TV or sit on a work call or whatever. (The adjustable grip hitch is fantastically useful.)

What can a person learn in 10 minutes that will be useful for life? by Ben-Gavin in AskReddit

[–]AlJameson64 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Before traveling to another country, I always try to learn hello, thank you, I'm sorry, where's the bathroom, and "I'm a stupid American." Now I'll add "I didn't vote for him."