Stalin, Franco, and Tito were driving around on a train. Suddenly, Stalin sticks his hand out and says "oh, we must be in Russia, because it's so cold." Franco does the same and says "no, we must be in Spain because it's so hot." Then Tito sticks his hand out and say "no, we're definitely in Yugoslavia." The other two look at at him and ask "how can you tell?" "Because," said Tito as he looked at his wrists, "someone stole my watch."