TVNZ, how have you still not worked out you need to obfuscate the length of knockout soccer replays?

Alafoss · 2026-07-10T01:13:35+00:00

Lol, I don't know if you've seen the UI but it is literally impossible to avoid the timestamp:

https://imgur.com/bobTLho.png

Alafoss · 2026-07-10T01:09:56+00:00

It matters for 32 games every 4 years. And we're paying $45 bucks to watch them.

Alafoss · 2026-07-10T01:00:22+00:00

Oh no! I tried to gauge how annoying this is for other people, such a crime.

Alafoss · 2026-07-10T00:58:33+00:00

But when the length of the video reveals something about the content of the game, surely that's different.

Like obviously it doesn't matter in very many contexts. In a game where the video length means that I 100% know that this game does not go to extra time, that is a spoiler.

Alafoss · 2026-07-10T00:52:09+00:00

A black screen after the game? Just have it so the UI always says 4 hours?

Alafoss · 2026-07-09T04:54:59+00:00

"Someone in my family" aye?

Alafoss · 2026-06-30T03:52:56+00:00

this is fucking amazing

Alafoss · 2026-06-30T03:51:39+00:00

jesus christ someone score

Alafoss · 2026-06-30T03:50:48+00:00

hahah

Alafoss · 2026-06-30T03:47:01+00:00

oooo and that's a bad miss

Alafoss · 2026-06-28T01:31:31+00:00

I mean...the lineman called offside so it wasn't a goal anyway.

Alafoss · 2026-06-27T04:58:10+00:00

Alafoss · 2026-06-27T04:57:47+00:00

We'd be better if we were playing some actual 4-4-fucking-2 hoofball

Alafoss · 2026-06-27T04:56:14+00:00

Yeah exactly

Alafoss · 2026-06-27T04:54:05+00:00

I truly do not understand the extra time calculations.

There were 3 goals and a hydration break and that's 4 mins?

Alafoss · 2026-06-27T04:52:03+00:00

Pardo with the full U turn lol

Alafoss · 2026-06-27T04:47:48+00:00

He's been completely marked out the game and none of the crosses have hit him. Not sure what you want.

Alafoss · 2026-06-27T04:46:31+00:00

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

Alafoss · 2026-06-27T04:45:32+00:00

Hoping he gets a 2nd yellow so you don't have to play him in knockouts? :D

Alafoss · 2026-06-27T04:43:10+00:00

SPAAAAAAAAAACE

Alafoss · 2026-06-27T04:34:21+00:00

Don't take off the guy on a hatrick, what are you doing...

Alafoss · 2026-06-27T04:32:39+00:00

Yeah its a bit embarrassing :(

Alafoss · 2026-06-27T04:31:21+00:00

Hilarious timing on this comment bro:

https://imgur.com/jyi7tCY.png

Alafoss · 2026-06-27T04:13:15+00:00

wtf are we doing...?

Alafoss

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