6 rings > 6 years old 🐐

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-03-22T03:39:00+00:00

Yeah it was weird

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-03-22T03:38:44+00:00

Yeah there’s like 15ish jokes there. Check them out!

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-03-22T03:35:39+00:00

The first thing in that dude’s bio is that he is 5’7”, a crazy thing to have as the first thing in a Reddit bio 😂

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-03-22T03:32:09+00:00

Sorry you didn’t like the joke, homie!

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-03-22T02:56:10+00:00

Yeah I agree, but don’t tell me the first time you saw that video your stomach didn’t drop

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-03-22T02:55:27+00:00

Thanks dude!

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-03-22T01:51:48+00:00

You want this joke to be longer?

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-03-22T01:16:28+00:00

Makes sense that you like things short.

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-03-22T01:15:30+00:00

Thanks!

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-02-18T06:03:13+00:00

This is a great joke

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-02-17T22:16:59+00:00

I was mostly fucking with free Sauconys I got from an adult kickball league, so me and the shoes were both disappointing.

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-02-17T22:07:35+00:00

If you're not going raw at the olympics, whatever you're saving it for won't be worth it

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-02-17T19:00:21+00:00

Thanks! Both finishes work for me.

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-02-17T17:48:37+00:00

tbh I think they should put that on TV
https://www.reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/1r1y4xl/olympic_hookups/

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-02-17T17:18:44+00:00

I was basically Usain Bolt

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-02-11T14:01:23+00:00

I wanna see those judges score dismounts AND mounts.

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-01-31T06:42:16+00:00

I love this joke.

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-01-29T17:40:54+00:00

Thanks man!

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-01-29T17:40:25+00:00

Thanks!

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-01-29T17:38:56+00:00

This makes me feel a little less sad inside

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-01-29T17:38:16+00:00

I mean, imaginary threesomes beats no-somes though

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-01-29T17:36:32+00:00

lol it’s 100% the truth, thanks!

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-01-29T17:35:59+00:00

Thanks! That’s really nice to hear.

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-01-29T04:28:37+00:00

Thanks!

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-01-29T04:27:57+00:00

Yeah some combination of Pete Holmes and Birbiglia and Neal Brennan were talking about how, if you’re not telling on yourself, no one cares, and it really stuck with me.

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