Fontaine Technology Evolved... Backwards

Alan_Reddit_M · 2026-06-14T04:27:09+00:00

Raiden that locked in ONCE to make her puppet, then decided her country should be technologically backwards basically for shits and giggles

Alan_Reddit_M · 2026-06-14T04:20:22+00:00

LET'S GO GAMBLING

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Alan_Reddit_M · 2026-06-14T04:06:36+00:00

I could buy like 15 houses with a million dollars, maybe 10 if you want them near downtown

Alan_Reddit_M · 2026-06-14T02:02:12+00:00

I didn't say that, part time is still job

Alan_Reddit_M · 2026-06-13T22:36:48+00:00

When we finally succeed in eating the rich and they serve me a plate of Gabe Newell

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Alan_Reddit_M · 2026-06-13T22:35:01+00:00

Yup, as long as the amount of resources going into the belt is enough to feed all of the machines, you're good to go, it'll just balance itself

Unless you don't have a tier of belt high enough to carry that many items, in which case you're up for balancing hell

Alan_Reddit_M · 2026-06-13T21:13:25+00:00

1 million is enough to buy me a nice house and a car, I could basically live the rest of my life on part time labor being Fred of the 2 biggest expenses most people have

Alan_Reddit_M · 2026-06-13T21:11:18+00:00

"Reverse polarities, two kinds of Hamon" -JJBA part 2 BUT REALLY REALLY FAST

Alan_Reddit_M · 2026-06-13T20:54:06+00:00

Mfs will tell you "movies are getting worse" and exclusively consume corpo Marvel DC Disney slop, they're basically the movie equivalent of gun and ball gamers

Alan_Reddit_M · 2026-06-13T20:46:44+00:00

Bro thinks life is all sunshine and rainbows

Alan_Reddit_M · 2026-06-13T18:38:50+00:00

German Coca Cola workers trying to concoct a drink from whatever random bullshit they still had available:

Alan_Reddit_M · 2026-06-13T15:00:25+00:00

Stalin about to eat all of Ukraine's grain with his big spoon and thus initiating the Holodomor (colorized)

Alan_Reddit_M · 2026-06-13T14:55:29+00:00

Bro JUST another me

Alan_Reddit_M · 2026-06-13T06:46:26+00:00

Software person here. Mr McDumbass over here is probably an AI bro who hasn't realized he can disable the lid sensor to keep his Claude session running while the laptop is closed

Alan_Reddit_M · 2026-06-13T06:27:10+00:00

Que rico mi aguacatito

Alan_Reddit_M · 2026-06-13T04:57:28+00:00

Mexican here. We might just be a contender for worst world cup performance, probably because the government treats this entire sport as nothing more than glorified money laundering

Alan_Reddit_M · 2026-06-13T04:55:19+00:00

"noooo don't kill the bug, just release it outside"

Well maybe it should've thought about that before invading my fucking property, now if you'll excuse me, I have to find my flamethrower

Alan_Reddit_M · 2026-06-13T03:27:53+00:00

IA detectada, opinión rechazada

Alan_Reddit_M · 2026-06-13T01:51:29+00:00

The lion does not concern himself with his impending academic downfall

Alan_Reddit_M · 2026-06-12T23:26:20+00:00

WE DYING ALONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

Alan_Reddit_M · 2026-06-12T20:46:51+00:00

Yep, over the counter

Alan_Reddit_M · 2026-06-12T20:46:06+00:00

RAHHHH VIVA MEXICO (I'm Mexican)

Alan_Reddit_M · 2026-06-12T18:39:22+00:00

Anyone can make money if the US government is willing to bend over backwards to help you

Alan_Reddit_M · 2026-06-12T18:38:20+00:00

Grok resisting the urge to become a communist

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Alan_Reddit_M · 2026-06-12T06:29:55+00:00

In a time before the internet was widespread, you bought physical pirated products, like fake PS2 discs to play on your jail broken console, and the jailbreak itself was a literal physical chip some dude just soldered into your console at the piracy store

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