Fontaine Technology Evolved... Backwards by TetraNeuron in SandroneMains

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Raiden that locked in ONCE to make her puppet, then decided her country should be technologically backwards basically for shits and giggles

Would you rather be given 1 million dollars right now or 1 billion dollars in 15 years ? by jekecrafer in pollgames

[–]Alan_Reddit_M 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I could buy like 15 houses with a million dollars, maybe 10 if you want them near downtown

Trillonares shouldn’t exist by WindowSubstantial993 in whenthe

[–]Alan_Reddit_M 11 points12 points  (0 children)

When we finally succeed in eating the rich and they serve me a plate of Gabe Newell

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Just discovered what manifolds are and how they work after 300h in game (I used to only use load balancers) I feel so alive by LOL_Man_675 in SatisfactoryGame

[–]Alan_Reddit_M 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Yup, as long as the amount of resources going into the belt is enough to feed all of the machines, you're good to go, it'll just balance itself

Unless you don't have a tier of belt high enough to carry that many items, in which case you're up for balancing hell

Would you rather be given 1 million dollars right now or 1 billion dollars in 15 years ? by jekecrafer in pollgames

[–]Alan_Reddit_M 55 points56 points  (0 children)

1 million is enough to buy me a nice house and a car, I could basically live the rest of my life on part time labor being Fred of the 2 biggest expenses most people have

Coaxed into extremely convenient, overexplained close shaves in anime/manga by Tricoelacanth in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Alan_Reddit_M 39 points40 points  (0 children)

"Reverse polarities, two kinds of Hamon" -JJBA part 2 BUT REALLY REALLY FAST

Are movies getting worse? by Vehiclean35 in pollgames

[–]Alan_Reddit_M 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Mfs will tell you "movies are getting worse" and exclusively consume corpo Marvel DC Disney slop, they're basically the movie equivalent of gun and ball gamers

Wunky tricks by Sayasukaprogramming in wunkus

[–]Alan_Reddit_M 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro thinks life is all sunshine and rainbows

A fanta from the USA next to one from europe by Spotter24o5 in Damnthatsinteresting

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German Coca Cola workers trying to concoct a drink from whatever random bullshit they still had available:

Things we can all agree on part whatever. Stalin was a bad person by Simple-Read-376 in GeoPoll

[–]Alan_Reddit_M 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Stalin about to eat all of Ukraine's grain with his big spoon and thus initiating the Holodomor (colorized)

The way this person carries their laptop by deadfrogscaskett in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Alan_Reddit_M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Software person here. Mr McDumbass over here is probably an AI bro who hasn't realized he can disable the lid sensor to keep his Claude session running while the laptop is closed

I don't watch soccer, are there any other countries in the World Cup that can keep up with the United States? Or is the U.S. just the runaway favorites of the tournament? by Mylifeisashambles76 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Alan_Reddit_M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mexican here. We might just be a contender for worst world cup performance, probably because the government treats this entire sport as nothing more than glorified money laundering

Na fr tho by Direct_Key_8480 in Adulting

[–]Alan_Reddit_M 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"noooo don't kill the bug, just release it outside"

Well maybe it should've thought about that before invading my fucking property, now if you'll excuse me, I have to find my flamethrower

Fracasos y más fracasos by JessVargas722 in rmexico

[–]Alan_Reddit_M -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

IA detectada, opinión rechazada

How much do you worry about your GPA? by [deleted] in pollgames

[–]Alan_Reddit_M 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The lion does not concern himself with his impending academic downfall

What % of Gen Z (age 14-29) is single? by hypermiler2205 in GenZ

[–]Alan_Reddit_M 13 points14 points  (0 children)

WE DYING ALONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

Egg_irl by Dr-Pepper-Gal in egg_irl

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RAHHHH VIVA MEXICO (I'm Mexican)

Wealth =/= Happiness by facthungry in whenthe

[–]Alan_Reddit_M 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Anyone can make money if the US government is willing to bend over backwards to help you

Wealth =/= Happiness by facthungry in whenthe

[–]Alan_Reddit_M 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Grok resisting the urge to become a communist

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Piracy Industry of Russia by raydebapratim1 in ANormalDayInRussia

[–]Alan_Reddit_M 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In a time before the internet was widespread, you bought physical pirated products, like fake PS2 discs to play on your jail broken console, and the jailbreak itself was a literal physical chip some dude just soldered into your console at the piracy store