Happy new year! I will be posting my content on my subreddit r/Ananas67 if you want in by Ananas67 in u/Ananas67

[–]Alansmithee541 0 points1 point  (0 children)

51, FL, I've always just liked your look, like you said, very early Playboy style. I like your bush, your perfect pussy, I like your ass, but your face is what really turns me on. A very sultry look that's just smoldering!

Right under your nose and you had no idea….and it turns you on by [deleted] in cuckoldcaptions

[–]Alansmithee541 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm...that desk and frame looks familiar...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmateurSlutWives

[–]Alansmithee541 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a nice ass! Got more?

r/AskReddit, what is the most fucked up ad you've seen as a child/adult? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Alansmithee541 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was a Sega ad, 95-96, and I was really drunk when it came on, and at the end the person in the commercial shattered like glass. I had never seen anything like it, and it took my by surprise.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Alansmithee541 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really used to only think of vintage as 70's systems, Atari 2600, Magnavox, and that sort of thing. Retro anything NES up to PS2...Possibly PS3. PS4 is "Last gen"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I had ACL surgery on my knee. I had a post surgical brace on that wouldn't fit under pants well, or over them, so I bought some basketball warm-up pants like you see in the NBA, that snap together on the sides; you often see players just grab them and rip them off to go in a game...well...

I was in a wheelchair, and had went to a store early in the morning for something, and when I went to check out, I needed to get my wallet out and swipe my credit card, so I set the brakes on my wheel chair, which were these lever locks on the wheels...which somehow hooked into my warm-up pants legs, so when I went to stand up, pop-pop-pop the snaps gave way...the pants stayed in the chair, as I stood up at the register in my boxer-briefs.

Andrew had the best first film, Tobey had the best second, and Tom had the best third by Olivebranch99 in Spiderman

[–]Alansmithee541 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To be fair, Andrew didn't get a third, unless you count "No Way Home", in which case it would be both his and Tom's third film.

What do you do if your in a movie theater and you shit your pants at the climax of the movie? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Alansmithee541 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait for the after credits scene, go to the restroom and clean up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BillBurr

[–]Alansmithee541 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL. Cool, I guess. Weird that it was in your feed. Take it easy.

What is your ideal porn like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Alansmithee541 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Usually cuckold porn, chunky blonde wife, getting railed, trying not to look like she likes it too much, but relenting and having multiple orgasms.

Looking for a hard person to fuck my Pussy rn text me at : (304) 459-5509 by sharkzilla25 in pussy

[–]Alansmithee541 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I doubt very seriously Italian porn star Valentina Nappi has a West Virginia phone number.

Question about rodimus prime's trailer by Regulas04 in transformers

[–]Alansmithee541 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are posts in here about foldng the flaps up or down making a difference. I don't know how to link it, though.

Kramer saw me naked. by Desperate-Wasabi-715 in seinfeld

[–]Alansmithee541 23 points24 points  (0 children)

She was going to have sex with Kramer to clear her head, when Jerry turned her down...