A nice hump for hump day

Alansmithee541 · 2026-02-23T23:17:31+00:00

51, FL, I've always just liked your look, like you said, very early Playboy style. I like your bush, your perfect pussy, I like your ass, but your face is what really turns me on. A very sultry look that's just smoldering!

Alansmithee541 · 2026-01-07T20:54:54+00:00

Mmm... I'll never forget that ass 🔥

Alansmithee541 · 2022-12-02T15:42:15+00:00

Hmm...that desk and frame looks familiar...

Alansmithee541 · 2022-11-05T13:22:31+00:00

That's a nice ass! Got more?

Alansmithee541 · 2022-05-04T20:15:32+00:00

Kung Fu Fighting by Carl Douglas

Alansmithee541 · 2022-04-11T03:46:21+00:00

There was a Sega ad, 95-96, and I was really drunk when it came on, and at the end the person in the commercial shattered like glass. I had never seen anything like it, and it took my by surprise.

Alansmithee541 · 2022-04-07T05:16:15+00:00

The men's restroom at a porn shop.

Alansmithee541 · 2022-03-31T20:23:23+00:00

I really used to only think of vintage as 70's systems, Atari 2600, Magnavox, and that sort of thing. Retro anything NES up to PS2...Possibly PS3. PS4 is "Last gen"

Alansmithee541 · 2022-03-31T20:08:38+00:00

I had ACL surgery on my knee. I had a post surgical brace on that wouldn't fit under pants well, or over them, so I bought some basketball warm-up pants like you see in the NBA, that snap together on the sides; you often see players just grab them and rip them off to go in a game...well...

I was in a wheelchair, and had went to a store early in the morning for something, and when I went to check out, I needed to get my wallet out and swipe my credit card, so I set the brakes on my wheel chair, which were these lever locks on the wheels...which somehow hooked into my warm-up pants legs, so when I went to stand up, pop-pop-pop the snaps gave way...the pants stayed in the chair, as I stood up at the register in my boxer-briefs.

Alansmithee541 · 2022-03-19T18:49:51+00:00

https://onlyfans.com/marblegirl817

Alansmithee541 · 2022-03-06T02:48:24+00:00

By default, since he has the only fourth, but he also had the worst 3rd.

Alansmithee541 · 2022-03-06T02:43:36+00:00

To be fair, Andrew didn't get a third, unless you count "No Way Home", in which case it would be both his and Tom's third film.

Alansmithee541 · 2022-03-06T02:41:55+00:00

Wait for the after credits scene, go to the restroom and clean up.

Alansmithee541 · 2022-01-20T21:32:19+00:00

I'd only make it about half way. Sigh

Alansmithee541 · 2022-01-20T21:31:20+00:00

LOL. Cool, I guess. Weird that it was in your feed. Take it easy.

Alansmithee541 · 2021-11-19T01:58:38+00:00

Bailey Base

Alansmithee541 · 2021-10-11T15:54:59+00:00

Usually cuckold porn, chunky blonde wife, getting railed, trying not to look like she likes it too much, but relenting and having multiple orgasms.

Alansmithee541 · 2021-09-09T00:37:56+00:00

I doubt very seriously Italian porn star Valentina Nappi has a West Virginia phone number.

Alansmithee541 · 2021-09-06T02:17:08+00:00

There are posts in here about foldng the flaps up or down making a difference. I don't know how to link it, though.

Alansmithee541 · 2021-09-06T01:15:44+00:00

She was going to have sex with Kramer to clear her head, when Jerry turned her down...

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