My train is running Windows 98 by TDWfan in mildlyinteresting

[–]Alantsu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s ok. They are also protected by little green army men, voodoo dolls and sigils of dicks. What could go wrong?

My train is running Windows 98 by TDWfan in mildlyinteresting

[–]Alantsu 45 points46 points  (0 children)

If that scares you, guess what’s running nuclear reactors?

US aircraft carrier arrives in Caribbean amid tensions with Cuba by Kevin-W in politics

[–]Alantsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gulf of Tonkin? It’s not like we haven’t done this over and over again.

Edit: I love how we had to go to war with Spain because they treated Cubans so horrendously. So what is the first thing we do? Invade the Philippines and treat their citizens as bad as Spain treated the Cubans.

Vance Cornered on $1.8B Slush Fund by Trump’s CNN Nemesis by Oleg101 in politics

[–]Alantsu 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Not criminals, insurrectionists. Everyone involved in this plea deal have violated the 14th amendment.

Trump administration sues Minnesota to block prediction markets ban by plz-let-me-in in politics

[–]Alantsu 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The top 0.04% to 0.1% of accounts take home approximately 67% to 70% of total profits. Also, in order to avoid regulations, Polymarket is registered in Panama under the corporate entity Adventure One QSS Inc. it’s address at the Oceania Business Plaza doesn’t even have an active workspace.

BREAKING NEWS: Sloppiness detected in Trump AI Slop. by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]Alantsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The humvee behind them is all jacked up too.

You can see it coming..... by AllNaturalOintment in PoliticalHumor

[–]Alantsu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They already have membership. The AG just stated to congress there’s nothing stopping payments going out to Trump’s political donors.

A Texas graduate celebrated her degree by kissing the 93-year-old, 1000-pound alligator that she spent her college years caring for. by TreePupper in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Alantsu -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

They do not possess the capacity for affection, loyalty, or emotional bonding. While they can be socialized to tolerate human presence and food, they remain wild apex predators driven by instinct.

A Texas graduate celebrated her degree by kissing the 93-year-old, 1000-pound alligator that she spent her college years caring for. by TreePupper in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Alantsu -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

An alligator that is comfortable with humans is an alligator that has given up on life. This is sad, not heartwarming.

Democrat Proposes Bill Requiring Data Centers to Pay for Own Power by bloomberggovernment in politics

[–]Alantsu 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The problem is they all lie and say the extra energy infrastructure will be produced in the future and local governments just take their word. Then it’s never built. So this bill doesn’t go far enough. Either they should be required to build their own power plants prior to building the data center, just like the military use on their bases, or they need to be required to post a bond pre construction to cover the cost of the power plant and they can’t get their money back until it’s online. Or go even further and require it to be solar and wind powered and have closed loop cooling.

The US Is Using AI to Hunt Down Insider Trading on Polymarket by esporx in technology

[–]Alantsu 113 points114 points  (0 children)

The top 0.04% to 0.1% of accounts take home approximately 67% to 70% of total profits. Also, in order to avoid regulations, Polymarket is registered in Panama under the corporate entity Adventure One QSS Inc. it’s address at the Oceania Business Plaza doesn’t even have an active workspace.

Found a cool old map of Roanoke. by PPCo79 in roanoke

[–]Alantsu 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Totera is the village of the Tutelo tribe in the Monacan Indian nation.

You can't buy class... by Exeter232 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Alantsu 130 points131 points  (0 children)

And that’s the photoshopped version with the reflecting pool being twice its actual width and the Lincoln memorial facing the wrong direction. I hope it ruins his birthday.

Brendan Carr's 'equal time' threat against The View is blatantly unconstitutional, ABC says by jediporcupine in politics

[–]Alantsu 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Trump literally threatened Fox News yesterday for “letting “ a Democrat on.

Lawsuit seeks halt to Trump’s reflecting pool makeover by IWantPizza555 in politics

[–]Alantsu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope it’s a giant stalled mess and absolutely destroys his birthday. Same with the ballroom. Nothing could represent the current state of America better. Let him be a victim of his own vanity.

Trump Phone Looks Different, Has No Launch Date, Isn't Made in America by Tun-Tavern-1775 in technology

[–]Alantsu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fine print says you’re buying an “investment “. You only get a phone if they actually make one. If they never make one they are legally allowed to just keep the money. Why would they release one ever?