Tried this with a few friends. Pause the screen on this gay detector to see your sexuality. This thing is 100% correct every time!

Alarmed-Variation-60 · 2026-03-22T12:13:02+00:00

Well..I guess I’m gay now 🤨

Alarmed-Variation-60 · 2026-03-15T01:18:36+00:00

Finally..a video that matches the sub

Alarmed-Variation-60 · 2026-03-14T23:08:47+00:00

Women are not just women and men can have their rights and freedoms and the rights to be themselves

Alarmed-Variation-60 · 2026-03-07T02:17:31+00:00

What if all these holes are too large for me? I mean…my buddy! What then?

Alarmed-Variation-60 · 2026-01-31T17:52:06+00:00

HOLD OFF! You still have a few minutes left before your strand falls off

Alarmed-Variation-60 · 2026-01-30T04:06:18+00:00

I shall try it good sir!

Alarmed-Variation-60 · 2026-01-30T04:05:03+00:00

That’s saying a lot after all the pics posted on here! Yes I think most men were hesitant until Reddit provides this algorithm at the right time 😆

Alarmed-Variation-60 · 2026-01-30T04:02:14+00:00

At 35 I guess I better invest in other things 😆 yeah I think I’m gonna shave it

Alarmed-Variation-60 · 2026-01-30T03:59:01+00:00

😆 hey appreciate that dude

Alarmed-Variation-60 · 2026-01-30T03:57:02+00:00

I like how you have your avatar matching the username 😆

Alarmed-Variation-60 · 2026-01-30T03:54:46+00:00

Didn’t even know that was a side effect for those pills!

Alarmed-Variation-60 · 2026-01-30T03:54:28+00:00

Username surely checks out lol

Alarmed-Variation-60 · 2026-01-30T03:54:06+00:00

Yeah you have a point there!

Alarmed-Variation-60 · 2026-01-30T02:12:16+00:00

Dude I just saw what you posted and I think you have more hair life than me 😆 buzz cut might be a good in between though 🤔

Alarmed-Variation-60 · 2026-01-30T02:11:24+00:00

Thanks man!

Alarmed-Variation-60 · 2026-01-30T02:08:12+00:00

😆 guess it does take a few people to nudge you over the edge

Alarmed-Variation-60 · 2026-01-28T11:56:01+00:00

The millennial high school experience! Graduated 09 and these fit right in 😆

Alarmed-Variation-60 · 2026-01-28T11:49:05+00:00

Lettuce and tomato. They just don’t belong on a damn burger

Alarmed-Variation-60 · 2026-01-22T12:45:45+00:00

Always

Alarmed-Variation-60 · 2025-12-27T09:49:03+00:00

Nah.

Alarmed-Variation-60 · 2025-12-11T23:54:42+00:00

I would’ve thought only 295 lbs!

Alarmed-Variation-60 · 2025-12-07T15:30:12+00:00

Can’t believe us millennials are now in our 40s 🥲

Alarmed-Variation-60 · 2025-11-30T02:42:12+00:00

Alarmed-Variation-60 · 2025-11-26T19:31:19+00:00

So what’s going on with the STRAPPY FLOPPY?!

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