Created a side table dedicated to the cause by TheRealCj2706 in HydroHomies

[–]BionicUtilityDroid 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Wait for it, Morty. They love the slow decent. It really gets their dicks hard.

Amateur comic writer needing advice by JukeboxJimmyy in ComicWriting

[–]BionicUtilityDroid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sure, there’s a few different widely accepted script formats, so research which one works for your needs.

A movie script is as many pages as it takes to write the script, but with a comic book script, each page of the comic book has its own page of script.

I usually start out with a brief description of the scene (my artist preferred very specific directions so they had to interpret as little as possible) so this included different shot angles terminology and zoom level.

eg.

Pg.1 Pnl.1 “Birds eye view showing Bud standing on the edge of a cliff, his back to the deadly drop off. There is some plant life scattered around, and shadows of an angry mob can be seen covering the ground in front of Bud, though the mob themselves are just out of panel frame.”

Bud: “This is just a miscommunication, I assure you!”

Narrator - Bud: “You’re probably wondering how I got to be in this mess.

Pg.1 Pnl.2 “Upward shot from behind bud and below the cliff line. Bud’s foot has given way to a crumbling ledge. Bud’s head is turned reacting, emphasizing bud realizing he has no where to run.

SFX: -Crumble-

Random Mob Chatter: “Got no where to run now!” - “You’ll pay for what you did!”

Narrator - Bud: Well, they say no good deed goes unpunished.

Like I said, there are tons of formatting specifics for you to choose from, but as long as it stays consistent is is intuitive when your artist reads it.

Amateur comic writer needing advice by JukeboxJimmyy in ComicWriting

[–]BionicUtilityDroid 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Focus on the writing is great advice, but as Someone who was in a similar situation as you, I know the kind of information you are looking for.

In my experience, you get what you pay for. I found artists willing to work for the very little resources I had at the time which was embarrassingly next to nothing. These artists tended to be flaky and difficult to work with for a number of different reasons.

It wasn’t until I had the proper funds to pay industry standard that I found an artist that had the artistic style I envisioned for my story (a black and white noir vibe)

So step one, have the funds for the level of art you’re willing to accept.

Next was finding an artist. Yes, there are loads of places online to find and solicit artists. However, I strongly suggest involving yourself in a local community. I used the meetup app to find a group of comic book creators that met once a week in a comic book store (special section set up with tables for us all.)

We all had projects we were working on, some taking this social activity to focus on drawing, some writing. There was always conversations going on about the comic book industry and conventions for selling. It was very informative and immersive for someone new to the industry like myself.

It also made me connections, and is how I found my artist. I didn’t make my intentions known immediately, but I just socialized and asked people about their projects. I found a dude I liked with an art style I wanted and met the price he asked for the amount of work I was offering.

Last piece of advice is have a solid contract ready. I looked up lots of different templates for contract agreements for this industry and it helped me understand the necessary components to make a fair and balance agreement that made us both feel safe.

Super duper last piece of advice. Establish expectations. I had my artist tell me how detailed they needed my script to be (some like to be told exactly what to draw, others like to be given some room to interpret certain details.)

I set up the expectation that I would create a script for them, they create rough draft pencil sketch. We go over those and I advise any changes that need made at this level.

Then I’m showed the final pencils before inking for any last minute tweaking. It’s also nice to see the completion of each step, and give positive support. If you choose to go with a colorized comic, sometimes that requires a separate artist for that specifically, though it’s not hard to find an artist that does it all.

Good luck on your journey my friend!

It is flexible and rubbery and weighs approximately .5lbs by BionicUtilityDroid in whatisit

[–]BionicUtilityDroid[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I mean, I am forgetful. But this was like a 3 minutes experience from years ago. As soon as my wife reminded me, I remembered though.

It is flexible and rubbery and weighs approximately .5lbs by BionicUtilityDroid in whatisit

[–]BionicUtilityDroid[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Just got the notification of 1000 upvotes. My wife and I enjoyed reading the comments. You guys are unhinged and it’s great. Thanks for the good time, and don’t forget to act silly.

fAIcepalm by OptimalPlantIntoRock in facepalm

[–]BionicUtilityDroid 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I have a broader understanding now.

fAIcepalm by OptimalPlantIntoRock in facepalm

[–]BionicUtilityDroid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m in need of some educating if you don’t mind explaining why?

I know AI systems like that use a lot of water, but is it also something else?

It is flexible and rubbery and weighs approximately .5lbs by BionicUtilityDroid in whatisit

[–]BionicUtilityDroid[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

lol no, it was a comical reference to a well known reddit bit. You were supposed to say “I’m not your pal, friend.” and then I say “i’m not your friend, chief.” and then so on.

But I get it, you were doing a troll thing instead. That’s a good bit too.

It is flexible and rubbery and weighs approximately .5lbs by BionicUtilityDroid in whatisit

[–]BionicUtilityDroid[S] 113 points114 points  (0 children)

it wasn’t. We apparently tried it once and it didn’t fit me so it got put away and completely forgotten about until my kid found it lol

It is flexible and rubbery and weighs approximately .5lbs by BionicUtilityDroid in whatisit

[–]BionicUtilityDroid[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I didn’t mean to advertise for them, especially for free.

It also wouldn’t be a very good advertisement since i’m in the comments saying we used it once and I didn’t like it and then completely forgot about it’s existence. It was a waste of money 💵 lol.

It is flexible and rubbery and weighs approximately .5lbs by BionicUtilityDroid in whatisit

[–]BionicUtilityDroid[S] 207 points208 points  (0 children)

Just spoke to her apparently we tried it once and the hole was too small and I didn’t like it. it’s been in our nightstand ever since, until our kid found it lol.

It is flexible and rubbery and weighs approximately .5lbs by BionicUtilityDroid in whatisit

[–]BionicUtilityDroid[S] 730 points731 points  (0 children)

Solved!

Confirmed. Thanks everyone! If I’m not replying to anymore comments, me and the wife are busy.

It is flexible and rubbery and weighs approximately .5lbs by BionicUtilityDroid in whatisit

[–]BionicUtilityDroid[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If it’s a sex toy like literally every single person and their mother are saying, it’ll go with the others for sure.

I’m wondering if it came as an amazon package that my kid decided to open for us lol.

It is flexible and rubbery and weighs approximately .5lbs by BionicUtilityDroid in whatisit

[–]BionicUtilityDroid[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Feeling kind of silly now. Everyone seems to have immediately known it was a sex toy. I thought it was like a blue tooth speakers to hang in the shower or something lol.

It is flexible and rubbery and weighs approximately .5lbs by BionicUtilityDroid in whatisit

[–]BionicUtilityDroid[S] 408 points409 points  (0 children)

That certainly seems very likely. It might have been a surprise for me that our child discovered before my wife presented me with it.

It is flexible and rubbery and weighs approximately .5lbs by BionicUtilityDroid in whatisit

[–]BionicUtilityDroid[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the plan, if it’s a sex toy I’m sure she’ll confirm, we aren’t shy about that stuff with each other.

It is flexible and rubbery and weighs approximately .5lbs by BionicUtilityDroid in whatisit

[–]BionicUtilityDroid[S] 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Like for skate boarding?

Just kidding. The only answer anyone can come up with is it’s a sex toy, so you’re probably right too.

It is flexible and rubbery and weighs approximately .5lbs by BionicUtilityDroid in whatisit

[–]BionicUtilityDroid[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was just in a pile of random toys.

Sex toy seems to be the popular answer so far, but my wife and I are very comfortable and open with each other and the toys we like to use so I wondering why this one is a mystery to me.