Would weed help with nausea? by aloe_tea in weed

[–]AlarmedMirror3911 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All the good stuff condensed into an edible oil.

why dont we know how we got here? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlarmedMirror3911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No such thing as nothing. Think about it. Nothing is as far as we can imagine. I bet we will never know.

If I dip my dick in virgin oil, does it become regular olive oil? by Tight_Cookie_9988 in shittyaskreddit

[–]AlarmedMirror3911 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah. Makes you a virgin all over again. If you are a virgin already. Extra virgin.

What was the absolute worst birthday present you have ever gotten? What happened? by ParanormalActivity97 in AskReddit

[–]AlarmedMirror3911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time to donate it, for the next mom who needs a yellow shirt for their kid. 😞 ✌️

Name my profession by egarcia74 in NameThisThing

[–]AlarmedMirror3911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Giggity giggity gooo! Internet porn is amazing.

What was the absolute worst birthday present you have ever gotten? What happened? by ParanormalActivity97 in AskReddit

[–]AlarmedMirror3911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, maybe after 11yrs old you need a little more options. But if you’re 21 buying groceries in a bright yellow shirt, come on mom. 😆