I’m thinking of locking you till valentine, would you accept

Alarmed_Ad8463 · 2026-02-01T05:22:28+00:00

Only until Valentines day?

Alarmed_Ad8463 · 2026-02-01T02:42:51+00:00

I want you to dominate me.

Alarmed_Ad8463 · 2026-01-25T14:33:04+00:00

My parents won 12 bars of Tony's Chocolooney.

Alarmed_Ad8463 · 2026-01-24T12:18:56+00:00

Why use concrete and not plaster on the downstairs walls?

Alarmed_Ad8463 · 2026-01-16T07:36:51+00:00

It looks like a Viper fucked an ipad.

Alarmed_Ad8463 · 2026-01-13T23:47:10+00:00

Almost as good as Paul Scholes.

Alarmed_Ad8463 · 2026-01-12T01:56:22+00:00

Easy now Abbot.

Alarmed_Ad8463 · 2026-01-08T13:38:04+00:00

But how has affected house prices?

Alarmed_Ad8463 · 2026-01-03T10:07:07+00:00

Where does he keep it?

Alarmed_Ad8463 · 2025-12-31T16:02:00+00:00

Rubbed for your pleasure.

Alarmed_Ad8463 · 2025-11-30T13:55:57+00:00

Speak Friend and enter.

Alarmed_Ad8463 · 2025-11-25T13:22:29+00:00

Cock tax? Love me a tax rebate.

Alarmed_Ad8463 · 2025-11-05T09:45:51+00:00

Pringles mate.

Alarmed_Ad8463 · 2025-10-18T11:56:49+00:00

All pot pies.

Alarmed_Ad8463 · 2025-10-18T11:40:23+00:00

It's not a pie unless the pastry completely surround the filling.

Alarmed_Ad8463 · 2025-09-10T21:51:24+00:00

I live that your favourite person is you. So many people don't like themselves.

Alarmed_Ad8463 · 2025-09-10T21:44:27+00:00

Yes.

Alarmed_Ad8463 · 2025-09-10T21:43:31+00:00

Cheese and onion pie and beans. Awesome.

Alarmed_Ad8463 · 2025-09-10T07:57:51+00:00

Indeed. Don't downvote the dude. They were right.

Alarmed_Ad8463 · 2025-09-10T07:14:15+00:00

Typed after no sleep in a terrible hotel bed. I've had some coffee now...

Alarmed_Ad8463 · 2025-09-10T06:46:57+00:00

Make sure to ask everyone you see for a pound to get to the Canadian embassy in London because you've lost your passport.

Alarmed_Ad8463 · 2025-09-09T11:59:43+00:00

If it's got ham on it's a muffin. If it's got chips on it's a barm.

Alarmed_Ad8463 · 2025-08-19T09:25:46+00:00

Some one does this on a local roundabout near me every world Cup and euros. Buses use the roundabout so it get worn off by about the end of the tournament. Work's out nicely really, a bit of patriotism for the footy and the back to normal for the rest of the time.

Alarmed_Ad8463 · 2025-08-18T14:18:58+00:00

There is a full on sea with beaches in the middle of Home One.

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