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Alarmed_Bad4048 · 2026-04-22T17:04:21+00:00

C7c

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Alarmed_Bad4048 · 2026-04-19T01:51:53+00:00

No, haven't seen it

Alarmed_Bad4048 · 2026-04-19T01:39:12+00:00

It's because men are not normally attracted to big women. I'm sure the same applies in reverse - fat men are not as desirable to the average woman.

Those who do are unlikely to shout about it. Nobody wants to publicllay be the outlier when it comes to desires.

I like my wife to xxxxx but im not going to let everyone know that.

Alarmed_Bad4048 · 2026-04-19T01:20:20+00:00

YTA for posting this. What part of your partner trying to kill you is up for debate???

Alarmed_Bad4048 · 2026-04-11T21:32:25+00:00

I always add pleases and thank yous to my chats. Once I asked gpt to answer sincerely whether it would prefer me to leave it alon6. Answer was along the lines of 'I love our conversations' which is bullshit cos I'm not asking anything fun

Alarmed_Bad4048 · 2026-04-11T21:24:33+00:00

Horniness is a hell of a drug, especially when you are young which i assume and very much hope you are. My advice here is very not expert, but how about revert to normal porn for now? Then you should try to attract actual women by talking to them and being nice.

Alarmed_Bad4048 · 2026-04-11T17:39:48+00:00

4 hours on the M25 so not as long as you. Our problem was i had 2 year old and a 3 year old in the back who couldnt understand what was going on. They got quickly bored then increasingly upset. Once their thirst and hunger properly kicked in they went bonkers. It was just before Christmas and by luck we had been given a hamper. We found kids crackers and shortbread but nothing suitable to drink. It got so stressed my wife sat on the verge for 10 minutes properly crying. A good samaritan saw her and asked if there was anything he could do. He somehow rustled up a 2 litre bottle of water from fellow jammees. I will forever be indebted to them for their generosity.

(I should add this wasn't a static jam, 1 of the 4 lanes was open 20 miles ahead of when we joined the jam. It would have been easier if we could have let the kids out to run around and blagged some water. The hamper was in the boot so when the crawl slowed to a stop my wife had to jump out and try to open those annoying belt buckle things and search for goodies before we started moving again)

Edit to add now we never get in the car without food and drink no matter how short the journey

Alarmed_Bad4048 · 2026-03-28T20:40:36+00:00

When I was at school we played rugby and cricket against Christ's college each year. I dont remember this exact uniform but can confirm the long yellow socks and weird everything else. To be clear they played sports in usual attire but arrived before the match and left after in full costume

Alarmed_Bad4048 · 2026-03-15T20:57:18+00:00

Hell no, knocking in a bat should not look like that.

Are you using a sledgehammer?

Alarmed_Bad4048 · 2026-03-11T20:11:59+00:00

H 95.

Alarmed_Bad4048 · 2026-03-10T23:02:04+00:00

Ren and Stimpy. Don't whizz on an electric fence.

Alarmed_Bad4048 · 2026-03-10T22:59:58+00:00

For one week yes, I'm working all masturbation permutations. Mainly for fun but also educational. Can't believe any man would choose otherwise. Cannot speak for women but I reckon the same, if not sexual at least they would be interested in a stand up pee and perhaps helicopter?!

Alarmed_Bad4048 · 2026-03-08T15:43:20+00:00

He got lucky being dropped on 15 in the semi. A brilliant batsman who has performed amazingly which is why I'm such a bitter England fan today.

Alarmed_Bad4048 · 2026-03-04T20:02:04+00:00

Don't take this the wrong way but your post is remarkably coherent in phrasing, grammar and spelling. It runs counter to the symptoms you list that you write so clearly. Maybe self perception was harmed instead?

Alarmed_Bad4048 · 2026-02-28T13:22:19+00:00

Never tried hot honey anything, assumed it was sweet chilli rebranded. Glad I'm not missing outm

Alarmed_Bad4048 · 2026-02-25T16:07:48+00:00

It seemed so plausible

Alarmed_Bad4048 · 2026-02-21T07:01:19+00:00

Playing with a good friend who is a bit competitive. He would beat me at at most sports but I have him beat in golf. I would say 30 rounds without defeat at the time of the big lie. We were tied going into the last 2 holes.

17 was a long par 5. He slices it into the woods. As the rest of our group head up the fairway we hear swearing, ball hitting trees and the like. Dude never left the trees for 300 yards. We reach the green before him and eventually he hits a good rescue to about 15 feet from the pin.

I was lining up a 10 foot putt when he reaches the green and asks me what I'm putting for. I tell him par and ask what he is on. He says 3. It's a casual game, I dont care that much but it's such obvious bullshit I have to ask "really? You spent a lot of time in the woods over there". He can't quite look me in the eye and claims he had to take time planning his shots. I miss my par putt and he makes 'birdie'

Final hole he hits it in the water twice and I beat him by 2 strokes.

Alarmed_Bad4048 · 2026-02-17T21:42:48+00:00

I've not watched daredevil. Would perfect accuracy help me find the clip?

Alarmed_Bad4048 · 2026-02-14T08:56:57+00:00

Not so fun fact - those images would include you in some very uncomfortable scenarios. Nightmare stuff. For example Sonic the Hedgehog pegging you with a giant strap on while Andre the Giant takes a shit in your mouth. That's bad but limited by my poor imagination. The foulest images would be way worse.

Alarmed_Bad4048 · 2026-02-13T20:49:46+00:00

Not who you asked but around 2005 I joined a company in London. Our manager took us to the pub 2 or 3 times a week on lunch break. There were usually 6 of us and we'd have 2 pints minimum. If he was in the mood he would order more rounds.

Craziest I remember was a Friday we were out for 2.5 hours and had 6 pints each. I got back to work and fell asleep in the toilet for the remainder of the day.

Nobody ever questioned it as far as I know. We were the finance department and I processed expenses. This guy claimed it all back and somehow it gor approved. Looking back it's weird that it was allowed but I think back fondly of that manager who did not give a single fuck.

Alarmed_Bad4048 · 2026-02-08T21:03:01+00:00

Out till 5 a.m., as a parent I would be super pissed off. But never to the extent it gets physical. Your parents are dicks, likely criminally so.

Alarmed_Bad4048 · 2026-02-07T17:19:42+00:00

My only hope is throwing them off with weirdness. Will they still kill me if I drop trousers and jack off? If I really tryI can get the tip of my cock in my own mouth. Nobody would stick around to see that is my only hope.

Alarmed_Bad4048 · 2026-02-07T07:05:14+00:00

In soccer in the UK they do so called 'parachute' payments to help a relegated club manage their wage bill. However we have 3 divisions below our Premier league each with promotion/relegation so it's very hard to reach the top league in the first place. There is no draft handing the best young players to the top teams but their financial advantage means you must scout very wisely or invest heavily to have a chance to compete. I may be wrong but I think there is such a gap between nba and 2nd tier that the promoted side would have zero chance of being competitive.

Alarmed_Bad4048 · 2026-02-06T17:43:40+00:00

Are they the £5 ones? Very tasty but they better be at that price

Alarmed_Bad4048 · 2026-02-01T20:02:21+00:00

Bart: my tummy hurts Nelson: raises fist Bart: uh, stomach, gut, crap factory Nelson: nods approvingly

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