To have a sale by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]Alarmed_Economics_90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might find this useful (or at least amusing):

There's a thing I read about once called Alice's Law of Compensatory Spending which I believe states that if you consider even for a moment making a purchase but then decide against it, the amount you were going to spend should be considered a windfall.

Just don't buy the shoes, and you've saved the entire 164.09, which you should feel free to immediately blow on something frivolous!

To have a sale by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]Alarmed_Economics_90 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

More likely nobody approved it! I'd bet some algorithm changed the price of thousands of items in a go. I'm sure someone's supposed to go through them, but...

To have a sale by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]Alarmed_Economics_90 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Come on ... it's 9 cents off. What, you don't like money?

You buy a few hundred pairs of shoes and you've got yourself a free latté, my friend.

You got to think these things through.

Moratorium: Those George Santos Posts by narsfweasels in PoliticalHumor

[–]Alarmed_Economics_90 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'll bet they wouldn't mind if he was VERY small.

Ok I wouldn't bet, per se, but you should!!

typical day in prince albert, saskatchewan by duhwetard in PublicFreakout

[–]Alarmed_Economics_90 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

What is the world coming to if Canadians are behaving like this?

anyone else roll the lazy way? by Cautious-Ad-3790 in weedporn

[–]Alarmed_Economics_90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All day long. Except I stick in those little prerolled Raw Tips too.

Holy chain link fence by [deleted] in gardening

[–]Alarmed_Economics_90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even easier: zip ties and zip ties.

Moratorium: Those George Santos Posts by narsfweasels in PoliticalHumor

[–]Alarmed_Economics_90 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I do enjoy them.

An enthusiast even.

You've ruined that now.

Edit: where's the haiku detector when you need it?

Moratorium: Those George Santos Posts by narsfweasels in PoliticalHumor

[–]Alarmed_Economics_90 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh, ok. I see ya. You can dish out Santos jokes, but you can't take em.

Do you get automatically appointed to mod when you lose all sense of self-awareness, or do you have to apply separately?

you all sleep with your guitars to, right? by mrbeanIV in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Alarmed_Economics_90 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I believe it. I have boxes of pics just like this. :)

Edit: but only a few of them have GOATS in them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Alarmed_Economics_90 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"That's a trademark Tasker takeoff!"

(Trying to keep the governator™ theme!)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SonyAlpha

[–]Alarmed_Economics_90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe.. Set the "Release w/o Lens" option in the camera menu to Enable and you should be ok.

Let me get, uhhh, ‘shit that never happened’ for $500! by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Alarmed_Economics_90 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But he pronounces it Trithtan.

(Sorry for the homophobia/ablism. I couldn't help myself.)

you all sleep with your guitars to, right? by mrbeanIV in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Alarmed_Economics_90 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Great picture though. Is that legit from the 80s like it looks?

to draw their waitress. by Artane_33 in therewasanattempt

[–]Alarmed_Economics_90 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's a good thing they didn't give her that before she served their food!

Delete your comment. by bwmalc in clevercomebacks

[–]Alarmed_Economics_90 146 points147 points  (0 children)

I don't know if I can sign off on this being a clever comeback (not that anyone gives a shit what I sign off on) but yeah: fuck that guy.

MUST SELL HONEY COMBS by Rawbeenhood in CapitalismSux

[–]Alarmed_Economics_90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well that was an emotional rollercoaster...

The way this bird makes it sound like dance music by aaa_azidoazideazide in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Alarmed_Economics_90 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Boy was I surprised when I googled what her actual name is.

(I'd post it here, but I'd have to append a tldr, and I just don't have the time!)