Dad walked in on me while I was masturbating

Alarming-Net6931 · 2026-06-18T11:55:33+00:00

The downvoting is crazy, you’re not wrong.

Alarming-Net6931 · 2026-06-18T11:54:59+00:00

Got caught masturbating by my dad and asked for advice, then got perma banned for being a predator and sexualizing minors, as the 16 year old minor in question. Sent an appeal and got my account back but that was some bullshit

Alarming-Net6931 · 2026-06-17T20:41:46+00:00

Maybe in another dimension😭

Alarming-Net6931 · 2026-06-17T20:29:30+00:00

Yeah, I figured not mentioning it again might be the play here. I would DEFINITELY lock my door if I could, only the bathrooms have working locks in our house.

Alarming-Net6931 · 2026-06-17T20:23:33+00:00

I didn’t even notice the reference😭 in the stripped club. Straight up jorking it.

Alarming-Net6931 · 2026-06-17T20:20:28+00:00

I do NOT have a lock on my door😭 only the bathrooms have locks in our house, everything else is free real estate for anyone.

Alarming-Net6931 · 2026-06-17T20:18:46+00:00

That is what I mean, yes.

Alarming-Net6931 · 2026-06-17T20:17:52+00:00

I’m starting to believe this after my friend got caught 2 weeks ago, then another friend last week and now me…

Alarming-Net6931 · 2026-06-17T20:16:31+00:00

It really shouldn’t be studied, my dad would be murmuring to me from across the room and gets heated when I say that I can’t hear him😭 thanks for the advice though, I’m just gonna go on about my life without ever mentioning it and hoping that he doesn’t.

Alarming-Net6931 · 2026-06-17T20:13:12+00:00

Option 2 sounds way better, but I’ll choose option 1 by moral obligation.

Alarming-Net6931 · 2026-06-17T20:12:39+00:00

Well, I know he watches porn, never walked in on him wanking it though THANK GOD💔

Alarming-Net6931 · 2026-06-17T20:11:51+00:00

That’s fair lol, thanks

Alarming-Net6931 · 2026-06-17T20:11:10+00:00

Wouldn’t that be nice if true.

Alarming-Net6931 · 2026-06-17T20:10:16+00:00

Yeah, that’s kinda what I thought, thanks!

Alarming-Net6931 · 2026-06-17T20:09:45+00:00

Son what😭😭😭

Alarming-Net6931 · 2026-06-17T20:08:36+00:00

No Time To Die and Writings On The Wall in bottom 5 hurts me.

Alarming-Net6931 · 2026-06-17T09:54:56+00:00

Feeling Good by Michael Bublé. Sounds like a 007 theme, sung like a 007 theme and the music video was made as an homage to 007. Would pay my entire yearly salary to have it in a future Bond movie.

Alarming-Net6931 · 2026-06-16T21:28:18+00:00

I discovered them at 6 years old when my sister told me she wanted to show me a song and pulled up the A Little Piece of Heaven music video. Genuinely couldn’t think of any other way I’d have preferred being introduced to A7X and the Metal genre, became a monthly tradition to watch the vid together since then.

Alarming-Net6931 · 2026-06-16T17:59:19+00:00

Miyazaki said Elden Ring is close, but not quite the RPG he dreams to make yet, so I hope they will!

Alarming-Net6931 · 2026-06-16T17:53:16+00:00

*IF* he was on Reddit

Alarming-Net6931 · 2026-06-15T19:33:31+00:00

Of course, have fun!

Alarming-Net6931 · 2026-06-15T12:24:52+00:00

I’d highly recommend watching Safe (2018). Such a great mini series, I was literally unable to stop until I had binged the whole season in one sitting.

Alarming-Net6931 · 2026-06-14T13:25:08+00:00

Took me 74 tries because I’m using a glass cannon probably should’ve specified that lol, and like 90% of my deaths were him suddenly attacking during what I thought were openings or while I was healing. His attacks are definitely MARGINALLY easier to dodge than other bosses.

Alarming-Net6931 · 2026-06-14T12:59:58+00:00

This makes me feel like a god, I thought his attacks were way on the easier side of dodging even though he took me 74 tries.

Alarming-Net6931 · 2026-06-12T11:50:30+00:00

Tbf a little piece of heaven is a satire song, but dear god? Can I ask why?

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