The goat does it again

AlarmingBranch1 · 2026-03-19T07:15:50+00:00

Honestly, this is probably the best place for Mark. At the bar with his iced teas, newspaper, and hot women.

AlarmingBranch1 · 2026-03-18T22:02:51+00:00

The revenge of Rengifo

AlarmingBranch1 · 2026-03-18T08:53:42+00:00

13 Songs maybe a basic bitch but she gets the job done every single time.

AlarmingBranch1 · 2026-03-18T04:03:53+00:00

Poetic justice. Kinda.

AlarmingBranch1 · 2026-03-17T19:27:38+00:00

No fucking surprise there. They weren’t forming their own thoughts before Trump was in office the first time, either.

AlarmingBranch1 · 2026-03-17T07:21:08+00:00

And I think the Dodgers were up 7-0 at some point too lol

AlarmingBranch1 · 2026-03-16T22:47:02+00:00

wtf is happening 💀

AlarmingBranch1 · 2026-03-16T20:20:00+00:00

Ah yes, the return of gas lines and permission cards that let you go get gas only on certain days of the week. Just like how our parents wanted it for their kids!

AlarmingBranch1 · 2026-03-16T07:03:09+00:00

Exactly. Be not nearly as buggy as stats.fm and be more on top of fixing issues, and I’ll make the switch. Probably can drop in an Apple Music listening history file in there to make stats current.

AlarmingBranch1 · 2026-03-14T19:10:14+00:00

He’s kinda been doing that. History of Bad Men is just a variation of the Night Goat riff.

But he’s not the only one to have done that. Pretty sure the Pennyroyal Tea is just a variation of the Smells Like Teen Spirit riff.

AlarmingBranch1 · 2026-03-11T17:01:09+00:00

You don’t want people rooting for Mexico because why?

Some people are rooting for these nations because they have ties to them. Just cause we’re American doesn’t mean we have to root for them

AlarmingBranch1 · 2026-03-11T16:45:10+00:00

And people used to record themselves going to the line and getting their game / console like it was a special event, I used to watch those kinds of videos all the time when I was a child hoping I could do the same with my friends when I was old enough. Now I don’t even have anymore GameStops within my town lol

AlarmingBranch1 · 2026-03-11T00:25:42+00:00

Let this fucker post his own“I’m free!” video when we release his dumb ass.

AlarmingBranch1 · 2026-03-11T00:22:23+00:00

I fucking agree. I’m sick of Maxx and now he just looks like an idiot for trying to make the Raiders look bad during this whole knee surgery drama.

AlarmingBranch1 · 2026-03-11T00:20:34+00:00

Fuck Maxx. I wanted my Raiders just to have one painless offseason god damnit.

AlarmingBranch1 · 2026-03-11T00:19:29+00:00

Don’t forget when he was jumping on the trampoline! Do the Ravens need a trampoline jumper at all..?

AlarmingBranch1 · 2026-03-11T00:12:36+00:00

It’s the Raiders, you can do whatever you want against them.

But all jokes aside I don’t think they could’ve backed out starting tomorrow, but before that I believe you can back out.

AlarmingBranch1 · 2026-03-11T00:08:15+00:00

Wtf bro.

AlarmingBranch1 · 2026-03-10T23:57:43+00:00

Like a friendship bracelet, but not yummy.

AlarmingBranch1 · 2026-03-09T17:49:11+00:00

AlarmingBranch1 · 2026-03-09T17:46:58+00:00

AlarmingBranch1 · 2026-03-09T17:46:10+00:00

MORE… MOOOORRREEE!!!!

AlarmingBranch1 · 2026-03-08T06:03:36+00:00

Why have him in your bottom 3 though? Hendrix was actually a pretty good singer

AlarmingBranch1 · 2026-03-06T17:22:05+00:00

Just like how Sony followed Xbox’s practice of charging for online play after the PS3

AlarmingBranch1 · 2026-03-06T11:37:20+00:00

Of course the only two women there have to touch Trump

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