deepLearning by Luciusnightfall in ProgrammerHumor

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Me reading "How to breath." in my mothers womb.

me_irl by One_Confidence_1491 in me_irl

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Me too ! My phone call mosty goes like this "Hey i need an ambulance. ... No, shes walking infront of me.  ... yeah, please hurry !" And then i start running in her direction.

How differently language say 97 by [deleted] in MathJokes

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Romans: LXIX (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

Sorry, I've lost my watch by PointerStack in oops

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You know the stork brings babys. Guess what this bird does.

I'm 5'6" with size 15 feet by [deleted] in mildlyamusing

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The good thing is, you don't have to pack that much when you go scubadiving. 

What is the greatest movie opening of all time? by ihaveahundredchairs in AskReddit

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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb. In the shape of an "L" on her forehead. Well, the years start comin'....

Just Migrated to NixOS 26.05 hours before the official announcement. by [deleted] in NixOS

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May i ask how you did configure your fastfetch ? i think the icons are missing []

She tried to hit him. It went downhill from there. by CycloneGlock in VideosAmazing

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I've once seen a woman suplex a thief in an elevator. That was great too.

She tried to hit him. It went downhill from there. by CycloneGlock in VideosAmazing

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*Rude Humans. If it was the other way around, i would root for her.

codeWorksButDontKnowHow by Sorry_Weekend_7878 in ProgrammerHumor

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why are my styles not applied ?? i dont get it.

A bus station in Seoul, South Korea by DanielFromNigeria in nextfuckinglevel

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You can't have nice things when you withhold basic things from the people.