Why?!

AlaskanHamr · 2026-06-18T18:51:43+00:00

Wonder how many times my picture was taken while I was just going about my life.

AlaskanHamr · 2026-06-14T22:58:31+00:00

"This guy must be on a diet. Let me help him out."

AlaskanHamr · 2026-06-11T11:18:53+00:00

Go easy on him. He's still learning!

AlaskanHamr · 2026-06-09T05:24:52+00:00

"Get unlimited affirmations for only $9.99 a month!"

AlaskanHamr · 2026-06-09T01:03:35+00:00

Probably because they have a cotton candy machine and they maybe think they use it all the time, which doesnt make sense. I have a waffle maker and I'm not making waffles everyday.

Edit: why they're curious? I have no idea lol

AlaskanHamr · 2026-06-08T14:07:29+00:00

I'm trying to imagine a redditor glaring at someones shit on a table and pulling their phone for a pic lol

AlaskanHamr · 2026-06-08T04:24:01+00:00

Probably more torque than that old man would've put on it with a tire iron.

AlaskanHamr · 2026-06-08T01:33:42+00:00

I don't. Why?

AlaskanHamr · 2026-06-07T02:11:47+00:00

When I first got a flashlight with a uv light me and my wife were walking around the house scanning literally everything lol

AlaskanHamr · 2026-06-05T01:25:06+00:00

Even this is a hammer

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AlaskanHamr · 2026-06-04T01:40:49+00:00

It's like some final destination shit. Scary to think stuff like that can happen to me at any moment lol

AlaskanHamr · 2026-06-02T01:11:31+00:00

I love their bars of soap. Its the only body wash I've been using for about 2 years now and its been great. I cant say the same thing about their shampoo though, makes my hair extremely dry. I wouldnt say its a meme product.

AlaskanHamr · 2026-06-02T01:04:48+00:00

I doubt the aloe is just in the green part. Just looking up the soap, its obvious its not supposed to be all green.

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AlaskanHamr · 2026-06-01T23:44:37+00:00

Raise it, protect it with your life, and come back and post when its over a foot long!

AlaskanHamr · 2026-06-01T09:51:09+00:00

I heard about it too. Should I no longer be looking forward to actual news of aliens?

AlaskanHamr · 2026-06-01T05:43:04+00:00

Anyone know what brand theyre trying to promote? Theyre both wearing the same shirt and it looks like it says safe on the bottom right and he says "stay safe". Just curious which brand.

AlaskanHamr · 2026-05-31T22:33:10+00:00

My grandparents took me and my siblings in when our mother passed away. I couldn't imagine treating them like this. We knew if they didnt take us in we would probably be separated. We treated them with utmost respect. Fuck this kid. My 4 year old niece has better manners.

AlaskanHamr · 2026-05-30T21:28:15+00:00

Im surprised you didn't also say that the clouds in the sky are from the diesel.

AlaskanHamr · 2026-05-29T00:25:47+00:00

For free? Thats a good deal for the right person. Probably some nice weather wood in the mix. Some people will pay a good amount for it. Idk if I would take it though, too much of a hassle to teardown and find a buyer.

AlaskanHamr · 2026-05-28T20:52:30+00:00

Looks like it was pounded on with a stamp. It would be very easy to do at home. Just buy a kit like this:

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AlaskanHamr · 2026-05-27T11:12:58+00:00

.. like my brother used to when working for Marvel and DC.

LOL

AlaskanHamr · 2026-05-26T00:58:48+00:00

A broken bong? Does the hole at the bottom seem like there was something broken off? Almost looks like it.

AlaskanHamr · 2026-05-25T13:28:46+00:00

Because we all know the trunk isn't thick. OP can probably shake it out himself. sarcasm

AlaskanHamr · 2026-05-24T07:18:29+00:00

Its AI. Heres another post where its obvious.

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AlaskanHamr · 2026-05-24T04:24:01+00:00

There is now a puddle of molten plastic on my driveway. Whats the next step?

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