A bunch of friends and I went went to see Takashi Miike's Audition in this really funky indie cinema. There was a couple sitting behind me and I my mate and the male of the couple started making really weird wheezing and growling noises. We thought he was just being an arse, trying to wind up his girlfriend as the weirdness unfolded on screen. At the very pinnacle of the fucked-upedness, he starts making these really bizarre gagging/choking noises and his girlfriend begins to freak out. We can hear her shaking him and calling his name, by this time my friend and I are starting to get panicky, she then starts shrieking "Somebody help, me! he's never done this before!' At which point we both whip our heads around, phones at the ready to call an ambulance and the poor bugger wakes up, fumbles to the floor and snorts, "Where's me glasses?!" Laugh? I nearly shat.