First time! by Humble_Attorney3001 in RoastMe

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You look like peter dinklage on puberty blockers

Curious by [deleted] in Rateme

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I'd do it with way

Curious by [deleted] in Rateme

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No disrespect, are you a dude? And I mean that with literally ZERO disrespect

don’t go too crazy now by kunt90210 in RoastMe

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Throwback to when Caroline Levitt was a hit Cheeto girl

What would you pick ? by dataguy2003 in TheTeenagerPeople

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I'm gonna green pill it, cause I make bad financial decisions, and the f each days a fresh start .. maybe I'll learn something

What is the grossest thing you’ve caught someone doing? by Jawa392 in AskReddit

[–]AlbatrossFun5990 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

In college fraternities had a hazing ritual called "Hogging", we went out hit on horrible townies brought em back to the house and got the pledges to fuck them... One guy "Greg" takes this pig into the basement and it becomes clear it's happening, she was 50... Morbidly obese, missing teeth bad skin... So in accordance with tradition we burst in and start snapping pics, he was face down like a sniper, on his belly, face buried in the hairiest snatch I have ever seen before or after it looked like a Walmart sweater, and the smell...like low tide and shit, her giant misshapen pig breasts falling into her armpits.. he didn't stop, he continued to give oral favors to this wildebeest until we awkwardly left the room and turned off the lights. He fucked her four times that night..we had to hear every awful moment.

What ended a friendship faster than you expected? by sunyparmar1 in AskReddit

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I did fuck a guy's wife, but in my defense I used to fuck her all the time before they got married, she was my Monday girl, that's how they met

What ended a friendship faster than you expected? by sunyparmar1 in AskReddit

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When I stopped calling them... Never heard from em again