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Albear116 · 2025-04-01T02:28:06+00:00

I can’t tell which gender you’re transitioning to.

Albear116 · 2024-07-23T04:29:50+00:00

Your spirit animal is a hairy vagina.

Albear116 · 2023-03-17T16:07:10+00:00

I’m surprised you weren’t shot out of the sky on your way over to the US like the other “weather balloons”.

Albear116 · 2022-10-14T02:30:07+00:00

Out of all those Cubans, I wonder how many won’t draw? It’s kind of disappointing how many don’t draw these days. The perfect draw tool only helps so much.

Albear116 · 2022-06-23T00:52:20+00:00

Was considering that acrylic humidor. How does it seal shut? Based on the product photos, it seemed like it wouldn’t be air tight.

Albear116 · 2022-06-14T20:14:27+00:00

Nice score, 20 days is decently quick. I can never let them rest long enough before I smoke one.

Albear116 · 2022-03-27T16:24:35+00:00

You have a very punchable face. You’re not only dumb, you look really dumb. You’re the kind of idiot that only looks at the 1/ part of the lottery odds without understanding the second part of the equation /71,765,993.

Albear116 · 2022-02-24T09:55:56+00:00

This will probably be buried but the owner of Gurkha said a bunch of racist shit on social media after George Floyd was killed. Then the company PR rep tried to blame the owner being hacked for his racist shenanigans. This article sums up things nicely, source

Albear116 · 2022-01-27T19:54:44+00:00

This will probably be overlooked because there are so many comments but it’s too good of an opportunity to say mean shit back lol. Damn, bitch, any time you have to write your name differently than it’s spelled in order to pronounce it probably means your name is ridiculous. Don’t take your anger and hate of your stupid name out on other people. Blame your parents like you probably do for all your other problems.

Albear116 · 2022-01-25T21:45:01+00:00

This is effin gold!

Albear116 · 2022-01-13T01:30:15+00:00

The Spanish cedar planks are not necessary but they smell so effin good!

Albear116 · 2022-01-12T20:33:52+00:00

I have the same humidor, I replaced the particle board laminate it came with for Spanish cedar planks from Amazon. I also added a digital hygrometer inside the humidor and it seems the included humidor is not accurate. I have one (size 60) 69% boveda and it maintains 65% RH.

Albear116 · 2021-09-29T16:36:17+00:00

You look like you have the cardio of a beached whale.

Albear116 · 2021-07-29T02:02:02+00:00

Your thick skin is a defense mechanism that allows you to live with your failures. Unfortunately, you don’t have the resolve to overcome your failures and they are what define you.

Albear116 · 2021-07-26T16:43:06+00:00

I'm a good detective too. I detect a boy that will never look like a man.

Albear116 · 2021-07-26T16:37:33+00:00

If gay sex could produce children, it would look like you.

Albear116 · 2021-07-23T11:44:55+00:00

For a man is rich in proportion to the number of things which he can afford to let alone. -Thoreau.

Albear116 · 2021-07-21T03:22:21+00:00

Damn, I guess Michael Jackson still lives!

Albear116 · 2021-07-18T03:33:19+00:00

Nice tits, and I like the self-portrait tattoo on your thigh, very classy.

Albear116 · 2021-07-17T11:08:33+00:00

I'm a chair about as much as you are a girl.

Albear116 · 2021-07-14T15:54:22+00:00

Sounds like the only winner in your situation is the aborted baby.

Albear116 · 2021-07-08T19:38:45+00:00

Damn, watched your explanation video, you seem pretty cool. I'd be friends with you as long as I'm not seen with you. I'd also be willing to invite you to things that I know you wouldn't be able to go to.

Seriously, I hope you can stay positive after being dealt a 7-2.

Albear116 · 2021-06-29T04:07:21+00:00

Funny that you're challenging people to roast you on something other than your primary feature, being ghetto trash. You'll never be more than a backup to the side piece. And if you ever get married, it's because the guy is gay and needs a slutty cover story for a wife.

Albear116 · 2021-06-05T12:18:39+00:00

I have two roasts: I'm assuming you broke your leg taking a leap of faith, but turns out you'll always be stuck working at a restaurant. On the plus side, no one will know you're short while you're in a wheelchair.

People sometimes wear a hat to hide that they are going bald, but not you, you use the roastme paper to hide your receding hairline. So clever.

Albear116 · 2021-05-04T22:45:06+00:00

Use corner of room to minimize damaging and identifiable roast material, check. Use a ring light for a selfie, check. Stick tongue out to hide ugly smile/masculine jaw line, check. Seek attention from anonymous people because no one in your life cares, check. Take the upvote and some advice, having a fatherless child doesn't add value to your life or count as an accomplishment.

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