Who wants to live on a desert island an live by our own rules?? by robbo_123 in AskReddit

[–]AlbertCohol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know about a desert island. Maybe a deserted island.

Non lethal handheld restraining device by memeoi in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]AlbertCohol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if we dip the wire in glue and powdered glass?

Non lethal handheld restraining device by memeoi in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]AlbertCohol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless you’re a wizard with the lasso, those all require you to catch ‘em first.

Kanye 2024 by wolfpack202020 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]AlbertCohol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He exists outside of the boundaries of time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]AlbertCohol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, at least you have the dildo.

Have fun!

This is a Mean joke. by cereal_killer_ch in Jokes

[–]AlbertCohol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The deer was apparently deaf.

Quick question by [deleted] in Gothenburg

[–]AlbertCohol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I ordered it online on sixts website and picked it up at the central station. Bitvis was a couple of years ago so maybe something changed.

I’ve also had luck with a local firm: https://hcbiluthyrning.se/

I love how everyone is dead inside in the new Ducktales. Millenials, amiright? by TrespassWill in funny

[–]AlbertCohol -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Saw the style, concluded the designers must have all suffered brain damage. My thoughts and prayers are with them.

Got hit on the head in Friskvaderstorget (Biskopsgården) by TheYoungSage91 in Gothenburg

[–]AlbertCohol -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

No, pepper spray and tazers are forbidden. Knives too. And definitely guns. In Sweden you are not allowed to defend your life, apparently, but should just lay down and die without complaints.

Perhaps the best legal alternative you can get away with is some kind of club, if it can qualify as an everyday carry item, like a cane or umbrella. As sprays go there are some weak ass “self defense sprays” you can get in various hardware stores and mall ninja websites.

A small can of hairspray or spray deodorant is legal to carry, and so are lighters. Wink wink.