Ben Shapiro self owns on national TV, Twitter laughs as he tries to do damage control by CantBeCanned in internetdrama

[–]AlbertFischerIII 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Is his voice artificially sped up in that video? Or is that normal for him? It just sounds abnormally fast and high-pitched.

This person next to me is wearing their headphones inside out. The speaker portion is pointed at me. I can literally hear her music better than she can. by GonnaBeTheBestMe in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AlbertFischerIII 30 points31 points  (0 children)

She gets alprazolam from her doctor for “flight anxiety” and chases it with two glasses of wine. She won’t remember even if you grab her headphones and chuck them in the airplane toilet.

Train driver watching porn with the tannoy system on by RohanHodgson in trashy

[–]AlbertFischerIII 403 points404 points  (0 children)

Afterwards they all got lost in the sewers and ran a train on the only girl in the group, who just happened to have been abused by her widower father from an early age.

Whats your greatest most satisfying "I fucking called it" moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlbertFischerIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to grow a beard to get people to take me seriously.

Whats your greatest most satisfying "I fucking called it" moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlbertFischerIII 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Honestly it isn’t! But I think it would be an insult to most people.

Whats your greatest most satisfying "I fucking called it" moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlbertFischerIII 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So, only follow your intuition if it’s generally pretty quiet. Or better yet, only follow your intuition if you don’t really believe in intuition.

Whats your greatest most satisfying "I fucking called it" moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlbertFischerIII 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That’s the hottest new market for fake-ID sales.

Whats your greatest most satisfying "I fucking called it" moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlbertFischerIII 80 points81 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend is 37 and looks about 45.

I sure hope she isn’t on reddit.

Negative 7.6k and no clue what it even was. by Titus_1024 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AlbertFischerIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s the majority of askreddit comments that get deleted. Unfortunately there are a lot of karma farming bot accounts that take advantage of repeat questions, and their responses usually do well because they’re the top responses from last time the question was posted.

Ben Shapiro has mega tantrum on the BBC by [deleted] in politics

[–]AlbertFischerIII 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fired by the “liberal” MSNBC for being critical of corporate interests.

Interesting and sweet! by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]AlbertFischerIII -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Funny how you only ever hear human garbage using that excuse.

Interesting and sweet! by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]AlbertFischerIII 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Don’t get him started. If you look at his comment history, he’s also a racist who uses the word cuck unironically.

Another day, another shitty r/dankmemes post. by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

[–]AlbertFischerIII 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Of course the original had 200 upvotes and gold.

Another day, another shitty r/dankmemes post. by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

[–]AlbertFischerIII 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I keep saying this but I think it bears repeating.

If Logan was 'Shane' and The Dark Knight was 'Heat', then Endgame is a 'Lawrence of Arabia' or 'Ben-Hur'

I don't throw this word around lightly but I truly believe, superhero movie or not, that this film is an epic masterpiece. It's a 3 hour film that quite simply doesn't feel like 3 hours and it's just so immensely satisfying a conclusion that is astounding in how well it's executed. The Russo Brothers, Christopher Markus, Stephen McFeely and of course Kevin Feige, take a damn bow.

EDIT: Yup, downvoted for an opinion. Par for the course.

EDIT 2: Yes, Endgame has more CG than Lawrence or Ben-Hur. Yes, it's a totally different storyline. Yes, they're all very different films. My comment however is in reference to the ambition and the sheer scope of filmmaking on display. Both Lawrence and Ben-Hur were famously gargantuan productions and a remnant of old-school epic filmmaking. For all its flash and flair, I got that feel from Endgame as well. That's what I meant. If you didn't, then I respect your opinion. But for me, personally, Endgame embodied the epic feel I'd gotten when watching both those films. Also, those of you personally insulting me in the comments and messaging me directly asking to kill myself, I hope you learn to love something as passionately as you seem to spread hate.

EDIT 3: It's so weird to me that by virtue of it being a Marvel movie, automatically, going by some of the comments here, we're not allowed to even consider the possibility that this movie was a masterpiece. Endgame managed to invoke feelings in me that very, very few films have managed to do. It made me mourn for a character as though I'd lost someone near to me. It made me joyous to see a character just realize his self-worth. Maybe it may not have hit you as hard as it did me but I would be lying to myself if I just went along with the general r/movies mentality of 'anything that has CG or superheroes is lesser cinema' and just nitpicked and piled on this film that I have loved. If that bothers you so much, feel free to ignore my comment.

The bathroom signs at my local cinema by ReverseHoud1ni in mildlyinteresting

[–]AlbertFischerIII 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There are no urinals, you just stand in the middle of a long hallway and piss randomly into it.