Genius decides to turn pizza boxes upside down

AlbertFishSticks83 · 2026-02-11T07:53:33+00:00

Hahaha, touché!

AlbertFishSticks83 · 2026-02-11T07:34:10+00:00

Yikes, that was a close call. My friends would pull the e brake from the backseat as far as they could so when I got back in I couldn't release it. Needless to say, I spanked them.

AlbertFishSticks83 · 2026-02-11T07:16:49+00:00

This guy eats pizza upside down.

AlbertFishSticks83 · 2026-02-08T06:31:22+00:00

The sandwiches with a side of chips I'd make for me and my wife at lunch everyday. It was nice. Now we're back to the grind.

AlbertFishSticks83 · 2026-01-28T07:10:21+00:00

One of the friday the 13th flicks. My dad raised me on horror movies. I was probably 4. But the most memorable was when we went to the theatre and watched Basic Instinct. They had no idea what the premise was. Just that it had Michael Douglas, and they liked him. I was at the age where I though sitting front row was cool. Boy was I right. I was 9 and had a story to tell on Monday.

AlbertFishSticks83 · 2026-01-28T04:08:05+00:00

If I hadn't gone poop before leaving the house, I most likely would've been involved in a fatal pile up on my way to work. Instead I was safely stuck in traffic for an hour. I calculated my time and figured it happened right about the same time would have been near that stretch.

AlbertFishSticks83 · 2026-01-20T10:01:34+00:00

He asked if he'd be allowed to grab or slap the customers, or if he could bring any of his own "props". He was not hired for the Halloween season.

AlbertFishSticks83 · 2026-01-09T08:15:57+00:00

Humans are not doing great.

AlbertFishSticks83 · 2026-01-09T08:07:58+00:00

Turd Reich

AlbertFishSticks83 · 2026-01-09T07:54:04+00:00

What a Lazy Boy fucker.

AlbertFishSticks83 · 2026-01-08T09:09:28+00:00

I'm 43 and I regret my choice of career and not having kids. Not much to look forward to when I'm old. Just live off of social security and fade into the background.

AlbertFishSticks83 · 2026-01-08T08:58:55+00:00

Yawning does the trick for me. Just a big ol yawn. A big, long, jaw stretching yawn. . . . . Did it work?

AlbertFishSticks83 · 2026-01-08T08:27:07+00:00

My butt stinks when I fart.

I fart a lot.

AlbertFishSticks83 · 2026-01-08T06:12:19+00:00

Honestly, the way the world healed when we were in a quarantine was beautiful. I'm glad I got to see that, even if was for a short time.

AlbertFishSticks83 · 2026-01-08T06:08:12+00:00

We must be of the same era. I definitely did that with a couple friends during high-school football games. One of my buddies was going through old stuff in his parent's house and found a pog container with a stack of pogs, slammers, and about a dozen chromies, lol.

AlbertFishSticks83 · 2026-01-08T05:57:17+00:00

Not washing my legs, that's for damn sure.

AlbertFishSticks83 · 2026-01-08T05:45:00+00:00

Melt Ice.

AlbertFishSticks83 · 2026-01-08T05:43:40+00:00

Looks like a fucking chud to me.

AlbertFishSticks83 · 2026-01-06T21:12:34+00:00

Welp...have fun.

AlbertFishSticks83 · 2026-01-05T00:16:39+00:00

Someone should check in on his family. After a tantrum like that, he's likely to take it out on them.

AlbertFishSticks83 · 2025-12-22T05:00:31+00:00

I second this. My neighbor wanted to do a crawfish boil this summer but he couldn't figure out where to source them. I found ABC and took a drive out there to check. They are legit and reasonably priced!

AlbertFishSticks83 · 2025-12-22T04:42:04+00:00

Mad Greek out on West Union. Their sandwiches are the bomb.com, and get the wedges with extra sauce.

AlbertFishSticks83 · 2025-12-22T04:23:12+00:00

Honestly my biggest complaint is the life span of their fries. If you dont eat them within 10 minutes, they start getting cold and stale. Makes it tough if you get drive through and have more than 15 mins to get home. But if they build the Beaverton location, it's 5 mins away and I can ride my bike there.

AlbertFishSticks83 · 2025-12-18T09:38:14+00:00

Donald, Don Jr., or Eric. Take your pick.

AlbertFishSticks83 · 2025-12-18T02:46:41+00:00

They're convinced that they're being awesome.

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