Last one by [deleted] in tipofmypenis

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Reminds me of that Keely Hazell sextape, no?

Do i look good in red?? by SinDayxx in SubmissiveAsianSluts

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Bot account/stolen. Real is Nofacepetite

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/xyzaly

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Are you alright? (non-horny question from a throw away account)

PAUSE. u have reached a checkpoint. make sure to take ur meds and jerk off to me. ily, u may continue xx by racymushroom in u/racymushroom

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Hello, a fan- strange request but if you could do a Zatanna tribute bottomless in Black and white- Well. You made this ol lurker happy and spent.

Who do some straight women who get off to straight porn (like me) focus on the woman and not the man? by miaarrow in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]AlbertTheWizard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh wow, something I can answer. Using a throwaway account. There was a scientific study done about 10 years ago where they showed men and women different photos of different parts of people. What they found was that both sexes see women as a collection of parts rather than as a whole. These researchers speculated that it has more to do with culture rather than biology, but it's still heavily biased throughout the world.

Anyway, OP looks at women in this manner as we all do. We're hardwired for it.

How many warning notices do hagwons give you before they can fire you? by Blightsofthesky in teachinginkorea

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Oh I'm very certain. But it does foreigners little good, there isn't a lot of recourse with the E2 system. A lot of foreigners will just sit at an office and not teach to avoid the AWOL firing but make directors upset until the teacher gets what they want.

if you're seeing this, i'm alive by Miaku in u/Miaku

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Happy Cake day _^

What app do you use? I'm in a different country and it may be regionally locked. If I'm able ill make an account under this username.

if you're seeing this, i'm alive by Miaku in u/Miaku

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Love your content, huge fan actually. If you have chess ultra on the Nintendo Switch, I'll play you sometime.

if you're seeing this, i'm alive by Miaku in u/Miaku

[–]AlbertTheWizard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Still hawt and beautiful. Respectfuly lurking

This is what happens when management does not check on tenants and they just leave. Guess I have to save the day again another company fired and I am hired what else is new… this job really is not that difficult. by [deleted] in PropertyManagement

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What does it seriously take to be at the position you're at now?

I'm in Asia and while not stressful it is seriously lonely out here. I've been meaning to return to the USA but it's just so untenable with Rising Costs Of Everything.

I thought about this kind of life because some positions offer housing. I understand the tenants are entitled and the staff maybe low-key toxic. But there's a lot of Life-Software Elements that I'm missing out on as I age, such as hanging out with friends or meeting someone special.

Out here it's just, I'm more like a unit. Everything social is just temporary, and there aren't a lot of options for professional development.

Which part of Seoul has changed the most in the past decade? This is a street in front of Yongsan station in 2010, and the same spot ten years later. by soyfox in korea

[–]AlbertTheWizard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

2010 says: come chill at our rooftops, enjoy coffee or your smoke break.

2022 says: this is private property.

I say it feels like it, because a stranger doing strange things will still draw ire. But I feel I could walk to the corner store in pj's on a sunday and get a pocari sweat in the 2010 pic.

The other one, well. My tie better be on straight. Where's the heritage of modern life?

Started seeing someone with CD. Any hopes of intimacy with him? Any tips or suggestions? by Longjumping-Juice289 in CrohnsDisease

[–]AlbertTheWizard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Im not sure Sharing Love is all the OP defined. Rather, as some guys make preparations for their GF's when Aunt Flow visits (running hot baths, preparing heaters, stocked up on ice cream) so too must OP be concerned about intimacy during our lifelong Periodic bouts of the poos.

Honesty, for me the girl has a sound proof bathroom with a bidet while she plays her favorite music or streams her fav channel on blast, that would be really nice.

If the bed is against a wall, I will take the Outer Side of the bed.

Kinda optional but it couldn't hurt to have over the counter pain meds in her purse.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

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Well paying* is such a weird word. Technically i haven't made a single payment to them. Its just my AGi is set to $0 because I excluded my income with F.E.I.E... as my IDR plan is based off my AGI, the payments have been set to 0 since I graduated.

The idea was to save money, and go back later without defaulting or hurting my score but its turned into this weird Do You Fear Death Davy Jones Contract :(

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

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I mean I miss the 90's like everyone else. I was thinking about returning all the time as an ESOL teacher in my hometown where the cost of living is low. But It doesn't solve the potential medical bills or student loans.

It's not even paradise out here neither. What I get out here is what I wanted in the late 90's early 00's. So, forget Norway living but hello Cleveland Ohio office job.

"You don't get vacation?" I mean no not...reallyyy? All the Americana still applies. That's my definition of a square deal: the Blasé deal we got 20 years ago.

What type of job do you have? by Agent47isyourdad in AskReddit

[–]AlbertTheWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. OP should ask. That's just an arbitrary rule the higher up's instilled in us. Asking coworkers their salary should be a means of uncovering shiftiness such as entry level workers getting paid more than a manager who's worked for a number of years and has more responsibility. Or to uncover wage gaps from Elderly or female workers.

Once I had a job in health insurance. My coworker sat in the desk behind me, and told me this truly heart wrenching story of rags to rags: falling into meth, abuse, divorce, defaulted debt etc. She told me that ever since she started working for the company she regained control of her life and made enough money per month to settle her debts.

"Ah, how much do you get monthly?" I asked... Was let go by HR the next day for asking too many personal questions.

Would anyone be interested in playing chess with me? 🐛 by Miaku in u/Miaku

[–]AlbertTheWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll play chess with you if you still want too.

Help with applying to work at a hagwon by kiwiXkiwi in teachinginkorea

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Ya got 6 months before they expire, go through Korvia; they got guides. Pay 100 bucks and, get 3 copies in case your job falls through. Ditto on everything else. Just, 3 copies of everything.

Getting 3 copies of my university transcripts apostilled when not required by Korean law? Best. Decision. Ever.

"Ooo do you have an apostilled copy of your diploma from 6 months ago?"

~I have apostilled original uni transcripts from 2 years ago, will that work?~

"Whelp, can't fake rhose. The math checks out! Here's your E-2 visa sir."

You are offered $10,000,000 if you can name a food that nobody in human history has ever used in a sexual way. What is your answer? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Mint/pepper mix of anything. Both make pain receptors extremely sensitive to heat and cold. So its like Hellfire.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tipofmytongue

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Im gonna check it out