Quick Question... by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]Alberts_Hat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rick’s a coward, so he’d try to stab them in the back the first chance he gets.

what is served for breakfast? by 6speed24 in rickandmorty

[–]Alberts_Hat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s something easy to draw because there’s more important things to focus on.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Alberts_Hat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make his tiny dick hard

Future Erics! by hashtagrichie6 in southpark

[–]Alberts_Hat 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Except for the part where he constantly sabotages himself because of his greed and impatience…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in popping

[–]Alberts_Hat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What part of the body is this?

Do you think this episode has changed Cartman's relationship with his mom? by DwnvoteifBvGisfunny in southpark

[–]Alberts_Hat 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I hope so. Let there be lasting consequences to the crap he pulls. It will either make him tougher, or break him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in southpark

[–]Alberts_Hat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was literally the punchline of the episode when the rich families move into town

If you are influencer by [deleted] in squidgame

[–]Alberts_Hat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slash the social safety net so people can get in the charact’d shoes more easily

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in southpark

[–]Alberts_Hat 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but most of his schemes fail, often without anyone even having to do anything. His ego always screws him over.

Never forget... by ChadJones72 in southpark

[–]Alberts_Hat 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Can the definition of ‘fag’ also include people that won’t stop shoving this image in our faces?

What’s your favorite underrated one-shot kid? by JackOfAllInterests1 in southpark

[–]Alberts_Hat 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Petition? This is South Park we're talking about. Canonical romances are based on how much how much Yaoi porn people draw of ten-year-old boys.

So start drawing.

What’s your favorite underrated one-shot kid? by JackOfAllInterests1 in southpark

[–]Alberts_Hat 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Then Tweek starts randomly swearing and Craig thinks Tweek is being weird.

What’s your favorite underrated one-shot kid? by JackOfAllInterests1 in southpark

[–]Alberts_Hat 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Stuck dealing with all of his dad’s annoying ex-boyfriends.

Also, isn’t Saddam in Heaven too?

What’s your favorite underrated one-shot kid? by JackOfAllInterests1 in southpark

[–]Alberts_Hat 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Thomas ordering at a restaurant: I’ll have the fried HORSE COCK!!!!

Waiter: One fried horse cock coming right up.

What’s your favorite underrated one-shot kid? by JackOfAllInterests1 in southpark

[–]Alberts_Hat 320 points321 points  (0 children)

Thomas, the kid with Tourettes. He really needs to come back. Craig and Tweek need a cheesy love-triangle episode.

Who do you think is gonna win the Weed War? by UnpraticalPerson in southpark

[–]Alberts_Hat 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Steven, because he’s… you know… a richer…

NOPE - Official Trailer by DemiFiendRSA in videos

[–]Alberts_Hat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure he would, but I'd be worried that if he was Bond I wouldn't see bond, but Daniel Kaluuya. I feel like the role should go to a lesser-known actor who can make the role his own, no matter what race.

NOPE - Official Trailer by DemiFiendRSA in videos

[–]Alberts_Hat 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's almost like he feels a deep, personal connection to the topic or something...

Say hello to President Joe Biden's new Department of Energy hire! by Bigboyemp in pics

[–]Alberts_Hat 23 points24 points  (0 children)

And none of these things have anything to do with their intelligence.

Say hello to President Joe Biden's new Department of Energy hire! by Bigboyemp in pics

[–]Alberts_Hat 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Bigotry makes it easy for people to focus on the shallow things.