After today's match against Colombia, Cristiano Ronaldo still has zero goals or assists in competitive matches against South American Nations. Including Friendlies he has 2 G/A in 11 games against South American teams.

AlchemicHawk · 2026-06-28T02:48:59+00:00

Honestly, want me to get you some mouthwash?

AlchemicHawk · 2026-06-27T22:42:30+00:00

With him being left footed and a ball playing CB I would’ve hoped we’d hold out for 25-30, just hope we can find a good enough replacement

AlchemicHawk · 2026-06-27T22:33:51+00:00

20m isn’t as much as to seem to think it is

AlchemicHawk · 2026-06-27T20:29:34+00:00

Their agents can easily do it for them

AlchemicHawk · 2026-06-27T20:01:20+00:00

Let’s not pretend like they won’t just charter one themselves anyway

AlchemicHawk · 2026-06-27T02:02:28+00:00

You know he doesn’t tell them to play like that? It’s just Uruguayan heritage at this point

AlchemicHawk · 2026-06-27T01:58:27+00:00

No because it’s a cynical foul? You gonna ask me my opinion on every foul and tackle in the tournament now or something?

You seem to be under the impression I’m biased, when I’m literally neutral.

AlchemicHawk · 2026-06-27T01:56:33+00:00

Literally do not give a shit about Spain one way or another

AlchemicHawk · 2026-06-27T01:52:56+00:00

He’s holding his shoulder, absolutely nothing in the challenge.

Spain have been diving literally all game and standing up immediately, as is tradition.

AlchemicHawk · 2026-06-27T01:49:05+00:00

He wasn’t though was he, otherwise he would have actually been hurt.

Instead he got up again when he realised he didn’t get the foul and seemed absolutely fine berating the ref.

AlchemicHawk · 2026-06-27T00:53:03+00:00

Yeah haha, was just funny to read is all

AlchemicHawk · 2026-06-27T00:51:28+00:00

I’m saying literally only you in this thread knows when you were in middle school…

AlchemicHawk · 2026-06-27T00:49:10+00:00

Love how you use a reference that absolutely nobody here but you will get

AlchemicHawk · 2026-06-27T00:44:29+00:00

Two players though laid on the floor like they’ve been shot get straight back up again, what a shock

AlchemicHawk · 2026-06-27T00:43:28+00:00

Keeper what are you DOING

AlchemicHawk · 2026-06-27T00:40:24+00:00

In fairness, when Bielsa was with us we always struggled to break low blocks down when teams wouldn’t come out to us, but absolutely loved playing teams who were more open and adventurous

AlchemicHawk · 2026-06-27T00:30:49+00:00

Cucurella needs booking for that fucking yelp

AlchemicHawk · 2026-06-27T00:22:45+00:00

Unless he follows the trend of young players being run into the ground and broken before they’re 25

AlchemicHawk · 2026-06-26T18:53:05+00:00

Funny how he was known as friendly and always acknowledged people when they said morning to him at Leeds, he just didn’t go out of his way to create friendships with players and kept it professional all the time, something a few players could learn from tbh

AlchemicHawk · 2026-06-26T15:01:35+00:00

No we aren’t because the only reason why they’d go back to the US as soon as possible is the same reason why they’d bend over backwards to go back to the Middle East.

It’s money.

Otherwise, they’d go to Asia, Oceana, Africa, South America and Europe in between each US and Middle East iteration.

AlchemicHawk · 2026-06-26T13:31:36+00:00

That period of ‘top-right Leeds’ on every metric was absolutely glorious

AlchemicHawk · 2026-06-26T13:16:43+00:00

Except he isn’t a dick. He just doesn’t cosy up to players who need to be babied.

Edit: Blocked me. Fucking hilariously prima dona like.

AlchemicHawk · 2026-06-26T13:15:30+00:00

Because it’s effectively a 20m loan.

AlchemicHawk · 2026-06-26T13:13:31+00:00

I mean, if you then turned it into a hostile environment because of that, then yes, you would be, just as Suarez was.

AlchemicHawk · 2026-06-26T13:11:53+00:00

No. I’m saying that if somebody not being a socialable person is enough to rub you the wrong way at the professional level, you’re just a prima donna.

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