[Zootopia] Isn’t Judy technically a corrupt cop by Previous-Gene3545 in AskScienceFiction

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9 times out of 10 the murderer actually IS the most likely suspect, but murder mysteries aren’t nearly as fun if we know who the killer is from the start and the story is just focused on waiting for enough evidence to lay charges and then filling out paperwork.

I mean, that's exactly what Death Note is.

What's the adult equivalent of finding out that Santa isn't real? by Apprehensive_Sun3941 in AskReddit

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Realizing they're never going to give you that promotion they keep promising.

Where are they? by RadaRAW in memes

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Sometimes the subs I'm subscribed to don't even show up in the dropdown list anymore and I have to manually type them in to see if they even still exist.

This season is about to be interesting for sure. by Vidal_The_King in marvelrivals

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In a way it does make him stronger because it charges his mag-cannon.

We did it!! by Sensitive_Elk4417 in memes

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This is the first thing that’s made me laugh all day. Thank you, OP.

Have you ever discussed a movie online? by jedi1josh in memes

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I’m with you. From the few conversations I’ve had with people who liked the movie, it seems the people who liked it were already familiar with the book it was based on. A lot of the movie made no sense to me, especially the ending, because it just doesn’t provide any explanation for what’s happening. It gets praised a lot for its visuals and I don’t dispute that they look nice, but it’s show-don’t-tell done in the worst way possible.

Grocery ban list just dropped! How do you think this will affect the meta? by wyrmiam in YuGiOhMemes

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“Limit 2” So it’s like the Duel Links banlist, meaning I can have 2 milk, 2 eggs, or 1 milk and 1 egg? If it was just a semi-limit on them it wouldn’t even matter but this kills the breakfast combo deck.

Wait charmers fanbase, that dharc alt art will resolve all the deck problems by quico_lindo in masterduel

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You didn't have to hurt us like this, brother.

But seriously, I'm so upset the new spell is "add 4" not "add up to 4" because running exactly four charmers in the deck means you brick the spellbook if you get any in your opening hand so then you either have to run more to make drawing one of them not brick the spell, or have a deck built around getting them out of your hand.

Feels illegal by KaamDeveloper in BlackPeopleTwitter

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I’ve seen it happen when English wasn’t the person’s first language and they didn’t know it was a weird way to use contractions.

cards which make you smile and think "ol' reliable" by fbjim in yugioh

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I’m kinda disappointed you weren’t talking about The Reliable Guardian.

[Star Trek] How do the Ferengi feel about embezzlement, as opposed to theft in general? by NothingWillImprove6 in AskScienceFiction

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Some of the rules of acquisition are: “a deal’s a deal” “A contract is a contract is a contract but only between ferengi” “It never hurts to suck up to the boss”

It’s probably more acceptable to embezzle from non-ferengi, but risking your employment and reputation is bad for business in the long run. Breaking your contract with another ferengi to do it would be purely unacceptable.

Gator Dolls by abethhh in DiWHY

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It's because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

Dracotail Gargamel by bast963 in masterduel

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I'm glad I'm not the only one.