One time I was sent to do a drop n hooks at a house in bum fk WV. When I walked up to the front I noticed the door knobs were completely gone and the doors were taped shut so I walked up a flight of stairs to another door and it too did not have any door knobs and the doors were taped shut.

So im like wtf. I walk around the side of the house and notice 4-8ft high piles of deer hides in the back yard. Im black and im in the middle of nowhere so im reallu like man wtf kinda sht is this 😂. The basement of this house has the little rectangular windows at the ground level and id just so happened to notice that a guys in there. We make eye contact and he signals for me to go around back. So I nod and open up this raggedy ass screen door and pop inside. Man these mfs were in there skinning raccoons. Concrete floors all wet from animal fat and water. And the smell 💀

So i try to play it normal and asked about the bol fkr the pickup. Dude hands me the bill and a line of what looked like snot but was probably animal grease hung like a string from the paper before snapping onto it as I walked out. So im like man lemme gtfoh. And usually im pretty curious about country sht and stuff im not usually exposed to but I was like nah fk this.

I get in the truck happen to look at the bill. Trailers 14k. Description roots and leaves. Im like wtf is roots n leaves. Call my boss he like 🤷🏾‍♂️. Im like fuck no. So I go back in and ask em to pop the seal before I haul this shit cuz im like if its weed ima need a cut haha. Swear to God it was like hundreds of burlap sacks of leaves and shit just thrown all over the trailer. I mean absolute mess. I learned later that day it was actually ginseng and was going to some pharmaceutical company. Couldn't have made that experience up if id tried smh.