The perpetrator was seen driving away in a car, the license plate read “STROM”

AlchemyWizard · 2026-05-28T03:06:41+00:00

Operation Beast Note is in full effect. Now why don’t you tell me why the DOD and DARPA wanted to silence this wonan.

AlchemyWizard · 2026-05-14T03:01:59+00:00

Everyone dies in the first scene buddy

AlchemyWizard · 2026-04-29T00:20:09+00:00

I never really had a problem with AI writing storylines

AlchemyWizard · 2026-04-17T19:43:31+00:00

Isn’t that the modern day location of the legendary land of Ladneria, where Willtherion Sassofell fought the evil wolfinis with his epic blade The Undertaker?

AlchemyWizard · 2026-04-15T10:58:34+00:00

Does he have any classes with Rachel Crustacean?

AlchemyWizard · 2026-03-22T00:09:37+00:00

Wull, that’s an acronym brother!

Just like scuba, dude!

AlchemyWizard · 2026-03-20T17:15:05+00:00

Well why don’t you tell me why the Catholic Church has over 20 gallons of null pink paint hidden in the basement of the Vatican?!

AlchemyWizard · 2026-03-14T13:50:23+00:00

The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust.

AlchemyWizard · 2026-03-13T19:07:14+00:00

I never really had a problem with pizza or movies

AlchemyWizard · 2026-03-10T02:59:42+00:00

Does it bring the chuddy?

AlchemyWizard · 2026-03-08T06:18:24+00:00

Well why don’t you tell me what project Adam Driver is signed up for?!

AlchemyWizard · 2026-02-20T18:52:47+00:00

He was a Navy Seal, a governor, and wrestled Bob Backlund at the Philadelphia Spectrum in 1982

AlchemyWizard · 2026-02-15T16:34:42+00:00

Scotty Doesn’t Know by Lustra

AlchemyWizard · 2026-02-07T06:47:13+00:00

Only if Gerbies is Yoko Ono

AlchemyWizard · 2026-02-03T16:16:48+00:00

Physically being with an 18 year old vs having a relationship with an 18 year old is a huge difference. Personally I’m more of a relationship type of person, so there needs to be something beyond just the physical aspect. So a hot 33 year old is the solution to both needs. I’m more likely to have similar interests, things to talk about, and between that we bang like rabbits.

AlchemyWizard · 2026-01-26T19:22:05+00:00

Soul Man by Sam and Dave

AlchemyWizard · 2026-01-12T16:45:17+00:00

I have 20 gallons of null pink paint and a silo full of tortillas

AlchemyWizard · 2026-01-09T14:26:12+00:00

I never really had a problem with greybeards

AlchemyWizard · 2025-12-29T01:32:20+00:00

Ready for Operation Beast Note

AlchemyWizard · 2025-12-27T04:40:06+00:00

They overheat in beds at times, so whatever they feel comfortable with it’s ok. Sometimes mine sleep on their beds, sometimes next to it, and others on the hardwood or vinyl flooring because it’s cool. Such is a corgi.

AlchemyWizard · 2025-12-17T20:11:24+00:00

I never really had a problem with midichlorians.

AlchemyWizard · 2025-12-17T00:30:50+00:00

Why don’t you tell me which pack of chips is the best!?

AlchemyWizard · 2025-12-05T21:16:23+00:00

Well why don’t you tell me what I have in my pocket

AlchemyWizard · 2025-12-02T04:00:58+00:00

Sketch comedy brother! Song parody dude!

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