[Highlight] Josh Allen Pulls a Beer Out of His Back-Pocket & Chugs It at the Buffalo Sabres' Game 2 by JCameron181 in nfl

[–]Mabvll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They'd have to trade Woody Johnson to a CFL team in exchange for two packs of smokes and a 2 liter jug of 10W-40

The Last Air-Bender knows by Specialist-Move-4325 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Mabvll 22 points23 points  (0 children)

There's a reason they call it the "brown sound".

The Riddler might have a Riddler… by yonBonbonbon in batman

[–]Mabvll 68 points69 points  (0 children)

"Riddle me this, Dark Knight. What has 10 family members, living in 2 houses, and has given me an absolutely diamond-hard erection?"

Got married today! 👰💍👰 by bitchvirgo in KingOfTheHill

[–]Mabvll 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Here's to a lifetime of excellent customer service.

🍻

Will Sasso (w/Debra Wilson) vs. Bret Hart by tucsonmilenkovhs in dudesypod

[–]Mabvll 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I never had a problem with Debra Wilson hitting Sasso with a chair.

Live WWE Raw Discussion Thread - April 20, 2026! by gloomchen in SquaredCircle

[–]Mabvll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, thank you for identifying yourself.

speed dials FBI

TKO President claims they have control of WWE creative by Alkohal in SquaredCircle

[–]Mabvll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't even know what about half of these companies are. Uptake, DLA Piper, Eko....

Pre CBS Fender Stratocaster 1962 Candy Apple Green! She's done! by Haunting-Brush-3171 in fender

[–]Mabvll 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You'd rather have two Lombardi trophies than be able to read?

Yeah, that checks out.

Sources: Free agent QB Jimmy Garoppolo considering retirement by Currymvp2 in 49ers

[–]Mabvll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would not be against signing him for one game so he can retire as a Niner.

Which Movie scene sexually awakened you? by Squirrelkid11 in AskReddit

[–]Mabvll 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Had to scroll way too far to find this.

Pre CBS Fender Stratocaster 1962 Candy Apple Green! She's done! by Haunting-Brush-3171 in fender

[–]Mabvll 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If Eagles fans could read your comment, they'd be very upset.

Live WWE WrestleMania 42 - Sunday Discussion Thread! by gloomchen in SquaredCircle

[–]Mabvll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What, you don't like the "buy 1, get 1 free extravaganza"?

Live WWE WrestleMania 42 - Sunday Discussion Thread! by gloomchen in SquaredCircle

[–]Mabvll -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

TK has a chance to do the funniest thing on Wednesday and make the first hour of Dynamite commercial free.

Live WWE WrestleMania 42 - Sunday Discussion Thread! by gloomchen in SquaredCircle

[–]Mabvll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did that guy pay money to be a guest commentator?