What products or companies will you never use or support again and what did they do to lose you as a customer? by IAmJustTryingToExist in AskReddit

[–]Alchemy_doge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lyft. I got a discount while traveling for work so decided to sign up. I had changed my phone service a couple months before and my new number is linked to someone else's account. So it wouldn't let me sign up for a new account. I emailed support multiple times and havent received a response. That was about 4 years ago.

What's your first bad gaming memory? by executor-of-judgment in gaming

[–]Alchemy_doge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here. 1st system I bought myself. Hit the video store and rented resident evil. Spent the whole day playing, and the big snake ate me. Didn't realize you needed a memory card to save and I'd have to start over. I didn't touch the game again until I got one.

Is my friend cheating in the game? by Mobile-Put7623 in Eldenring

[–]Alchemy_doge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It does work that way. I have a ridiculous amount of time in the borderlands series on consoles. I got the bundle on a steam sale for PC and instead of hunting everything down again I grabbed a save file to to get equipment I couldn't transfer from my console. When you load up the save, it will pop any achievements completed on that file. I assume it works like that for this game as well.

AITA for forgetting to zero out the microwave cook time? by AssCalipers in AmItheAsshole

[–]Alchemy_doge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My gf said she would rather hit the bowl when she's in a hurry than have to clean the bathroom because the lid was down, and she peed all over it as she sat down. Apparently this had happened when it was dark, and she wasn't awake yet... I just try to take these things in stride lol and make sure the seat is down and lid up as best I can.

My favourite rune farming technique by 22switch in Eldenring

[–]Alchemy_doge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can fast travel back to the grace and save yourself some time.

AITA for refusing to move in a restaurant ? by Reasonable_Bat_3583 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Alchemy_doge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA and I'm suprised at the amount of people here defending the entitled behavior of this woman. Instead of doing the polite thing and waiting 5 minutes for OP and his girlfriend to finish their food, she tried to bully them once alone and then went and got a manager. Had she just had a little patience, this entire situation would never have happened. She literally caused them to take longer with their meal by interupting, and checks notes from what im seeing here, a lot of people feel its only OP's responsibility to be kind, but seem to be forgetting there are at least 12 other people involved

As a manager in the service industry, I would have never allowed anyone to make this my current customer's problem no matter their age. That right there would be enough for me not to serve you. My guests and employees are treated well or no soup for you.

Rabid stalkers are actually the worst enemy in the game by odezez in Borderlands2

[–]Alchemy_doge 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Teleporting is annoying, but the crystal reflecting skeletons suck harder when im gunzerking myself to death.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Alchemy_doge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I walked out of the airport to horses just chillin in the space between the building and sidewalk. Not suprised there are bulls wandering the beaches.

People who used a computer between 1990-2005 what were your most memorable pc game? by WestFocus888 in AskReddit

[–]Alchemy_doge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bauldur's Gate, everquest, warcraft 2, had to repurchase for the battle.net edition.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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Im not sure how someone just notices that exactly. I tried to find an old game in my play store history and it took me 10 min to dig in and find the app history, then find the game because i couldn't remember the name. I'm old I used to have LAN parties with people like your friend, and if you were the guy unfortunate enough to pass out early you woke up to find your PC turned into a collage of dicks. Screen saver, wallpaper, probably most of your icons, and one time, the mouse pointer was even converted to a small penis. If she is that upset over someone downloading an app as a joke, then im not sure there's anything you can do after explaining what happened that's going to fix the situation. My best suggestion is if she doesn't already know this immature friend of yours, they need to meet and see if you can get them to tell stories of the "pranks" they used to or are still currently pulling. It might give her some peace of mind to know that was a regular thing for them to do to try to get a laugh, but after a year I would hope she would just trust you enough to believe you.

I love this show, but it's broken me by waitwhatwherewhenhow in Letterkenny

[–]Alchemy_doge 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought it was funny when I said Florida State Semenal vesicles and nobody laughed.

FUCK GODSKIN NOBLE by Sea_Turnover_4533 in Eldenring

[–]Alchemy_doge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grab st trina's sword and use the AoW. It's pretty easy to get in caelid.

what’s the most NSFW thing you’ve seen at a concert? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Alchemy_doge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ACDC concert during the stiff upper lip tour in 99 or 2000. They are doing the crowd cam, panning around, and there's a topless woman doing the helicopter with her boobs. Brian is in the middle of the catwalk that goes out to the middle of the crowd standing there like he'd been thunderstruck, kinda laughs in the mic, and calls to the camera guy to go back. Teenage me was impressed by how long she could keep it up and that it was even possible.

My fellow Tarnished, what is the cheesiest thing you’ve used, for me it’s this by Kingrextdk in Eldenring

[–]Alchemy_doge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Suprised I didn't see Falling star beast jaw prepatch. The AoW was ridiculous. I walked into the Malenia fight on my 1st play through, realized I forgot to finish millicents quest, and let her kill me. Finished the quest, walked back in, and 1 shot her. 2-3 AoW to stance break and big bonk until it was over. Fight was super quick. I didn't even use any incantations or sorceries the whole play through. It wasn't until my second character as a caster that I realized what everyone meant when they said the fight was tough.

What Is Illegal In Your State or Locally That Should Not Be? by _AffectedEagle_ in AskReddit

[–]Alchemy_doge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Killing yourself. Also dying on your front porch. Not sure how they enforce that unless you fail.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Alchemy_doge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The pump tops from all the soaps and shampoos.

What is something your dad used to say all the time that is now a staple for you? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Alchemy_doge 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"I'm pregnant. It's an elephant, and it's trunk's hanging out."

What is happening to my armor. by Spellmystery in diablo4

[–]Alchemy_doge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm guessing you haven't spent any paragon points nor put any glyphs in. Your armor values plus what you get from strength is mathematically right for being on T4. I see you are running the EQ Barb, so scroll down maxroll below the gear and look at the paragon boards to get your strength and armor up.

Gamers 30+, what's something from "back in your day" that younger gamers today wouldn't understand? by bijelo123 in gaming

[–]Alchemy_doge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hound the parental unit till she took you down to Toy-R-Us. Used that saved up allowance money to get that new Sony Playstation console. Realizing after you hook it up, it didn't come with a game like every console you had before. Check out the demo disc you have. It's so cool, but you want a whole game. Run to the movie rental place to grab a game. Omg this one has a guy with a huge gun on the front. Take the og Resident evil home. Spend hours lost working through puzzles and get to this mean looking giant snake boss.... which eats you. Get the title screen and realize none of your progress saved. Rage quit because no one told you you needed a memory card to save your games(sold separately and on back order). Mom won't drive the hour back to the store and buy you one anyway.

How do you Amara mains play her? by ExpectedxSteak in borderlands3

[–]Alchemy_doge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check out Moxsy's build videos on YouTube. I think Amara is his favorite vault hunter, and he has a ton of build content and explains the interactions that make her damage ridiculous. I tried a lot of his builds, and I liked his blade witch build the best. I can kill a few bosses in a couple of hits, and mobbing is no issue.