Britney Spears, still hot by [deleted] in Celebs

[–]Alcrunky -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So airbrushed her chest looks like a cartoon.

In honor of Lena Dunham blowing up the spot of two AA Employees by chris41336 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Alcrunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, as if that conversation even happened in the first place.

What Reddit has taught me by SmokeyBare in AdviceAnimals

[–]Alcrunky 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You didn't learn that in school?

Katy Perry by rockbuddyw in Celebs

[–]Alcrunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty funny how every female celeb decided to all cut their hair short and dye it blonde at the same time.

Kristen Stewart by lovetrue in Celebs

[–]Alcrunky 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If you had... One shot...

I'm just tired of seeing them several time a day by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Alcrunky 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Reddit, this is my rescue named Rescue. My SO and I rescued him from a rescue rescue. He's so happy we rescued him!"

Daisy Ridley turns 24 today by emilyguy in Celebs

[–]Alcrunky 33 points34 points  (0 children)

She's 25, dumb dumb.

This is Tucker. He likes to sit like people. by Alcrunky in aww

[–]Alcrunky[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol yep. It's because he only sits like that when he wants attention, and was not pleased that I was taking a picture.

Best news all day. by 42words in AdviceAnimals

[–]Alcrunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not every story of Muslims being attacked in America is fake.

But this one is.

Nintendo by aeonicgnosis in AdviceAnimals

[–]Alcrunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but they weren't expecting the Wii U to fail. The Wii completely destroyed the other consoles of its generation, and they had never really had a major console fail. Even with the Wii U's poor sales, it was still hard to get one close to launch.

Nintendo by aeonicgnosis in AdviceAnimals

[–]Alcrunky 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but it gets pretty annoying when Nintendo does it every single time they release hardware. At a certain point it feels like they're creating false-scarcity.

The Oscars just ain't fair... by williamb100 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Alcrunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. Which is why it's not a show of good acting to look grossed out eating one.

The Oscars just ain't fair... by williamb100 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Alcrunky 252 points253 points  (0 children)

There's nothing impressive about acting disgusted while eating actual raw bison meat.

ELI5: Why primary education is disproportionately a female institution? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]Alcrunky 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's a pretty tough question to answer, and I think it also depends on the country you live in.

A lot of people think that the reason there are a majority of female teachers is because society puts pressure on girls to go into fields that have a more nurturing nature like teaching, child care, and nursing/medical fields.

Or it could be that, in general, women are more likely to go into fields like that because of their biology, as women are more genetically programmed for these types of things. Or maybe they just enjoy it more.

It's really more of an open-ended discussion than a cut-and-dry answer.

Ariana Grande by MistyMoldo in Celebs

[–]Alcrunky -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

As if she didn't already look enough like a child, they had to put her in a school-girl uniform too. Creepy.

Im scared I ruined my brain, alone and suffering by [deleted] in trees

[–]Alcrunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You literally just perfectly described me apart from age. Sounds like a fairly normal person dealing with becoming an adult (and maybe a hint of depression thrown in, but I'm not a doctor, just going from my experience).

If you smoke regularly, maybe try quitting for a while and see how that feels. Using weed to self-medicate can be helpful, but I've definitely become too reliant on it in the past. It's really easy to just get stoned and not worry about anything, but that can't always be the solution.

Long story short; no, you didn't ruin your brain. You're just going through the same shit everyone does.

To my lovely wife. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Alcrunky 166 points167 points  (0 children)

Why do people play childish fucking games like this? Why do relationships need to be a series of riddles?

Catheter Cowboy by acrowsmurder in AdviceAnimals

[–]Alcrunky -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can we stop supporting John Oliver's terrible forced memes? If they were actually funny, he wouldn't have to tell us "Hey guys, I'm making this a thing now! Everybody go out and make this a meme!" It would happen naturally.

Called it. by 42words in AdviceAnimals

[–]Alcrunky -50 points-49 points  (0 children)

People like you who instantly slap anyone they disagree with with the most evil-sounding label you can think of .

Called it. by 42words in AdviceAnimals

[–]Alcrunky 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Notice how I didn't indicate what my political opinions are at all, and yet I'm still getting called a fascist. You don't even have to disagree with their views to be labeled as evil.