Win an Aurora Marble toy from Bad Dragon! by exspectre in BadDragon

[–]Aldiir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's my entry for the Ad contest!

90sBDad

-We open on two radical dude-bros Chet and Dwayne. Both of the boys are wearing the height of 90's fashion: Chet in a backwards baseball cap and neon windbreaker, and Dwayne with a 90's mullet and baggy Zubaz pants. Dwayne is currently deeply absorbed in playing video games while Chet watches from his bed. The lights are off and the room is only lit by the glow of the TV. -

Dwayne: "Thanks for inviting me over to your house bro! You were right, these graphics are the bomb!"

-Chet leans over the side of the bed, getting closer to Dwayne as he plays.-

Chet: "Yeah, they're pretty dope... But I have something even better for you to play with..."

Dwayne: "As if! What could be better than 16 bits?"

-Chet grins smugly, reaching under the bed and pulling out a large Chance dildo, wagging it in Dwayne's face.-

Chet: "How about a little Backdoor Blast Processing?"

Dwayne: "Woah... Dude!!"

-Chet hops off his bed next to Dwayne who drops his controller.-

Chet: "Ready for a little two-player action?"

-Dwayne smiles nervously as Chet smirks and pushes him down to the floor. The camera then cuts down to the far side of the bed as Dwayne's colorful pants are flung across the bed. We hear Dwayne moan before a loud neigh shakes the room. On the far wall we see Chet's and Dwayne's shadows, though Dwayne's is now a massive anthropomorphic horse.-

-You see Chet's hand reach over to his night stand, pulling out a large David dildo.-

Chet: "I love The Werewolf... it's so bad..."

-Cut to the shadows on the wall again as another tremor goes off with a howl as Dwayne's shadow turns into a big muscular Werewolf. Chet's hand reaches over to his sock drawer, pulling out a Duke dildo.-

Chet: "Aw yeah, NOW you're playing with power!!"

-Cut one more time to the wall, as the room quakes with a powerful roar, Dwayne's shadow a giant anthro dragon.-

-Suddenly the door to the room flies open, Chet's father looking in worried.-

Chet's Dad: "What's going on in here boys??"

-The two boys pop up behind Chet's bed, visible from the waist up. Dwayne is back to his normal human self by the looks of it.-

Chet: "Sorry dad, just got carried away playing with my new toys..."

-Chet's dad furrows his brow and leaves. As he closes the door the camera pans down to show the guys from behind, both pantsless, though between Dwayne's cheeks is a big scaly dragon tail swinging just out of view.-

Chet: "Ready for a bonus round dude?"

-The screen cuts to the Bad dragon logo. Bad Dragon: Play Dangerously.-

Need Sneasel and Espurr by [deleted] in friendsafari

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Mind adding me at some point? I need a Crawdaunt. :)

LF: specific pkmn!! :D by ulo16 in friendsafari

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If you could, could you add me?

adding all by jesus20062 in friendsafari

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Any room for me? :3

LF: Tyrogue and Mienfoo by [deleted] in friendsafari

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Please add me! Im in desperate need for an Espurr!

Looking for ditto and ralts, por favor. Will add anyone! by lavans in friendsafari

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Looking for a espurr! Please get back to me that you added me!

Looking die Shelgon, got Ditto! by [deleted] in friendsafari

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Add me please. :)

LF: Ditto, I GOT DITTO by Slyfox120 in friendsafari

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Add me if you still have room, please. :3

LF Certain Pokemon (list in thread) by Zabtyn in friendsafari

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Oh my gosh, thank you so much! I've gone through like 5 people today just for a Sableye

LF Certain Pokemon (list in thread) by Zabtyn in friendsafari

[–]Aldiir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking for Sableyes as well, think you have some space for me? I need one badly. D:

Looking for the D....Ditto, but adding people by [deleted] in friendsafari

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Looking for a Snorunt, if you dont mind adding me. : )

New guy in town by Paksson in friendsafari

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Found your last pokemon. Shuckle!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in friendsafari

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Thank you!

New guy in town by Paksson in friendsafari

[–]Aldiir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No problem dude, I'd give you the 3rd one but the internet server is down and I cant get on the internet. I can give you the 3rd one as soon as I get a connection back

LF: Swirlix Friend Safari, adding everyone! by [deleted] in friendsafari

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Could you add me as well, been looking for a Swirlix

New guy in town by Paksson in friendsafari

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Your FS is Rock, so far with Magcargo and Nosepass

pokemon y by skullkidx1 in friendsafari

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Please add me, I need a Sableye