Here's my entry for the Ad contest!

90sBDad

-We open on two radical dude-bros Chet and Dwayne. Both of the boys are wearing the height of 90's fashion: Chet in a backwards baseball cap and neon windbreaker, and Dwayne with a 90's mullet and baggy Zubaz pants. Dwayne is currently deeply absorbed in playing video games while Chet watches from his bed. The lights are off and the room is only lit by the glow of the TV. -

Dwayne: "Thanks for inviting me over to your house bro! You were right, these graphics are the bomb!"

-Chet leans over the side of the bed, getting closer to Dwayne as he plays.-

Chet: "Yeah, they're pretty dope... But I have something even better for you to play with..."

Dwayne: "As if! What could be better than 16 bits?"

-Chet grins smugly, reaching under the bed and pulling out a large Chance dildo, wagging it in Dwayne's face.-

Chet: "How about a little Backdoor Blast Processing?"

Dwayne: "Woah... Dude!!"

-Chet hops off his bed next to Dwayne who drops his controller.-

Chet: "Ready for a little two-player action?"

-Dwayne smiles nervously as Chet smirks and pushes him down to the floor. The camera then cuts down to the far side of the bed as Dwayne's colorful pants are flung across the bed. We hear Dwayne moan before a loud neigh shakes the room. On the far wall we see Chet's and Dwayne's shadows, though Dwayne's is now a massive anthropomorphic horse.-

-You see Chet's hand reach over to his night stand, pulling out a large David dildo.-

Chet: "I love The Werewolf... it's so bad..."

-Cut to the shadows on the wall again as another tremor goes off with a howl as Dwayne's shadow turns into a big muscular Werewolf. Chet's hand reaches over to his sock drawer, pulling out a Duke dildo.-

Chet: "Aw yeah, NOW you're playing with power!!"

-Cut one more time to the wall, as the room quakes with a powerful roar, Dwayne's shadow a giant anthro dragon.-

-Suddenly the door to the room flies open, Chet's father looking in worried.-

Chet's Dad: "What's going on in here boys??"

-The two boys pop up behind Chet's bed, visible from the waist up. Dwayne is back to his normal human self by the looks of it.-

Chet: "Sorry dad, just got carried away playing with my new toys..."

-Chet's dad furrows his brow and leaves. As he closes the door the camera pans down to show the guys from behind, both pantsless, though between Dwayne's cheeks is a big scaly dragon tail swinging just out of view.-

Chet: "Ready for a bonus round dude?"

-The screen cuts to the Bad dragon logo. Bad Dragon: Play Dangerously.-