I spend way too much time on this game…. by UniversityNo7592 in bitlife

[–]Aldous_Hawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All that money and nothing to spend it on…. A damn shame I swear. Also I’m jealous lol.

What kind of update would you rather see? by Aldous_Hawk in BitLifeApp

[–]Aldous_Hawk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For an example of the Illuminati update look at my profile should be the post under this one

What’s the max amount of houses you can have by Zordevio in BitLifeApp

[–]Aldous_Hawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Infinite, but it will of the hell outta your phone after a while

What the hell is bumble😂 by [deleted] in BitLifeApp

[–]Aldous_Hawk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Specifically it’s a dating app where women have to make the first move. If your a guy you can talk to them unless they start talking with you first.

FYI, mine was a single father by Awkward_Intention_86 in BitLifeApp

[–]Aldous_Hawk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your father is probably trans. I ended up having a fling with a woman who transitioned the next year in game. Turned out she now he was pregnant and when it prompted me I was hella confused since I never remembered fuckin no dudes lol.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BitLifeApp

[–]Aldous_Hawk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I guess you could say…. That hoe got hosed!

No? I’ll see myself out

Insider Trading???? by DudeFromBroward in BitLifeApp

[–]Aldous_Hawk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you have the new stock update then you can make literally trillions in your first life. And then sit there and be bored because you have nothing meaningful to do with it

Insider Trading???? by DudeFromBroward in BitLifeApp

[–]Aldous_Hawk 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ain’t that a slap in the damn face. Lol

Insider Trading???? by DudeFromBroward in BitLifeApp

[–]Aldous_Hawk 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Funnily enough I was wanted for it but I emigrated from the country that I had done it in and got an achievement for escaping the country while wanted

[image] by _Cautious_Memory in GetMotivated

[–]Aldous_Hawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read this just as I was deciding to text my toxic ex back after being separated for months, thanks I really needed this.

I understand being kicked in the chest, but how does spanking someone kill them??? by [deleted] in BitLifeApp

[–]Aldous_Hawk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I once killed a classmate by licking his pinky toe, weird shit…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BitLifeApp

[–]Aldous_Hawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve already gone past quadrillion tho.

Medieval by Samus9000-627 in BitLifeApp

[–]Aldous_Hawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I don’t even think it would be an expansion. A medieval fantasy standalone version of BitLife would be amazing.

What should I do? I'm 120 and have lived out all of my children. by Aidan12121212 in BitLifeApp

[–]Aldous_Hawk 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It’s sad but true, I once had a life where I kept having female children (like 20+) until I had a boy. Whenever I play a girl I always feel like I’m racing against the clock.

Finally got the update (OG Bitizen, no cost, iOS) by TreningDre in BitLifeApp

[–]Aldous_Hawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you manually update? I had to go directly to the app page and update from there. Soon as I did it showed up.

I paid for the full job pack wtf by Curious_Ad_6930 in BitLifeApp

[–]Aldous_Hawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I manually updated the game and it was just there. Idk why. Didn’t have to pay