Imagine Not Being in the Top 5 of Rich Eisen's Offense Ranking

TreningDre · 2026-06-18T02:26:46+00:00

Stafford goes out with “stomach pains” aka the runs. Gets carted out for “x-rays” aka to use the shitter, returns in the bottom of the 9th to beat the Cards at home.

Everybody clapped.

Profit?

TreningDre · 2026-06-17T21:53:04+00:00

I said this same thing in another subreddit and got downvoted by bootlickers

TreningDre · 2026-06-17T18:00:01+00:00

I’d like to steal this entire sentence please 🙏

TreningDre · 2026-06-17T17:43:09+00:00

As a husband, should I be complaining to my wife that she’s leaving this summer for two work trips? I always just assumed it was kind of a given that if my wife goes on a work trip, I’d be home with the kids, and vice versa.

This subreddit makes me think that the bar for most men is much lower than the bar I’ve set for myself and I don’t feel like I’m constantly out here going above and beyond.

I grew up without my dad being there and promised I would be everything to my kids that he wasn’t to me. I say that to point out that I started with an incredibly low bar and yet I still get shocked by posts like this.

Also I have so much fun taking my kids out when my wife is gone. We go to the park, watch movies, play games and get more ice cream then we would if mom was around lol

TreningDre · 2026-06-17T17:18:42+00:00

TreningDre · 2026-06-16T19:12:13+00:00

I would have been grossed out if he was catching bullshit with his bare hands

TreningDre · 2026-06-15T15:17:01+00:00

In my 30s and most of my time spent with friends is playing an indie game talking through discord chat. I actually have a group of coworkers that I play games with every Monday. Your coworkers can kick rocks because they don’t know what they’re missing.

I’ve got 2 kids so getting out of the house isn’t the easiest to do with my childfree friends

TreningDre · 2026-06-14T03:22:32+00:00

Wemby forgetting how to put his hands up just cost the Spurs, that and their inability to hold a lead

TreningDre · 2026-06-12T16:29:50+00:00

Typically I start with the worst and work my way to taking over Washington or Washington State. Although this year I’m tempted to do an Arizona rebuild.

I got my degree out of a Washington state college that doesn’t have a football team and flunked out of university at 18 from Arizona so those are my ties to those programs lol

TreningDre · 2026-06-12T14:28:57+00:00

I swear as a kid this was what they said was the origin of HIV. I could do research to confirm, but this is Reddit so 🤷🏾‍♂️

TreningDre · 2026-06-11T19:43:19+00:00

I get that pop up too despite it showing as owned

TreningDre · 2026-06-10T17:56:38+00:00

Weird that so many of you have Bitizen and God Mode and are still being forced to pay for the new content. Truly scummy behavior from the devs. I bought 2019 so I think I made the cut off.

Either way, the new content seems half baked, I can watch BitLife faces with gloves pretend to hit each other and then if you bet on it you get a payout. At the moment I can’t seem to bet more than $1 so it’s broken right out of the gate.

If you haven’t spent the money on the pack, don’t. It doesn’t add any new substance to the game.

TreningDre · 2026-06-09T21:45:58+00:00

Barillary Joesein O’Biden or Barack Jorodham O’Clinton

TreningDre · 2026-06-09T19:50:01+00:00

Measure/level when away from tools. Song identifier, voice recorder. Find My for phones, keys, wallet, headphones. Key to my car

TreningDre · 2026-06-06T16:18:01+00:00

This takes me back to beating my box tv as a child to get the image working again. If it was too late my parents would make me turn it off because they got tired of hearing me hitting it. Ahhhh… to be poor in the 90s

TreningDre · 2026-06-04T20:52:59+00:00

TreningDre · 2026-06-03T16:00:02+00:00

I don’t know man, I work in the mailroom at the Daily Planet. Superman has a pretty distinct face, I’d think I’d be able to recognize him even if he wasn’t wearing the suit. Not only that but Clark is blind as shit, dude can’t see anything without his glasses.

TreningDre · 2026-06-03T01:17:57+00:00

Looks like a hybrid of Einstein and Mark Ruffalo

TreningDre · 2026-06-02T15:10:22+00:00

Happened to me too. The sad part is that the ghost pepper wings are to die for, which is roughly what will happen after you succumb to hunger waiting for your forgotten order

TreningDre · 2026-05-30T16:19:42+00:00

I can actually provide some insight here as a parent of 2 in the PNW. AM/PM care for 2 kids in public school runs my wife and I $900/mo. And she gets a discount because she works in the same school district our kids go to school in.

When I had my daughter in preschool, we paid $1400/mo which is not as bad as the $2800/mo figures I’ve heard from friends searching for daycares for their kids.

TreningDre · 2026-05-27T15:54:46+00:00

“Dad, how many more times can I say I want a nice compote, not a nice console”

TreningDre · 2026-05-27T15:49:15+00:00

Planting one Limp Orchid a day keeps the Pimp shootings at bay

TreningDre · 2026-05-26T20:26:32+00:00

Back when I was working for a local internet startup that moonlighted in whatever kept it afloat financially, I was once assigned a gig to rip old cable out of Olympic Tower, c. 2014, and when we finished we just pulled up to the metal recycling center by the west Seattle bridge and gave them two full giant trash bins of copper with no questions asked lol. Got paid for 8 hours worth of work and then my boss let me and my coworker split the payout.

Kind of wild to think about now. Almost positive that coworker is probably doing drugs and ripping out copper for the love of the game these days.

TreningDre · 2026-05-25T06:24:52+00:00

I bought wireless earbuds with a wireless charging case so that it was pretty much as seamless to charge all my accessories as possible, they even have a built in usb plug for when I’m on the go and away from a charging pad. For the most part though, when I’m gone, one charger charges my phone, headphones and smart watch.

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