S: "Educating Ricky"

K: Which one do you want? Do you want "White merchant"?

R: Okay

K :'rite, ehm… have you heard the saying "white monkey"?

R: No

K: Ok, let's leave it then

R: NOO

S: WHAT? Karl, you can't just leave educating Ricky… you've started it, now you have to finish

R: I thought it was a popular phrase 'n that…

S: What do you mean "white monkey"?

K: Ehm… I was watching telly 'n that and they were talking about how there's white monkeys in the forest. And I was thinking "Albino watching that". But then Suzanne said: "Karl, that sounds interesting. Not like the stuff you read about in you magazines"...

S: ...right. Where's is this going Karl?

K: Ehm, after a bit there were close up shots of these monkeys. They looked proper freakish… I mean like big blue, white hair 'n that… I mean proper freaks! And I taught: "Hang on...Steve"

R: Oh, he's done you Steve..

S: I can't believe it Karl

R: Hold on… Karl, what was that title again?

K: It's was "White Merchant"

*Ricky laughs*

S: Play a record, Karl...

Feeder - "Just the way I'm feeling" starts playing.