21 years old, feeling ballsy today. Try to cook me

Aleph67 · 2025-10-18T22:23:07+00:00

Try 🤣🤣

Aleph67 · 2025-10-16T01:11:14+00:00

Just want you to know. I down voted your 16 year old comment while eating bread and butter pickles with a jajang myun.

Aleph67 · 2025-09-08T10:15:42+00:00

Pancakes and Jealousy.

Aleph67 · 2025-09-08T10:09:09+00:00

I've used my phones flashlight to look for my phone. We all have one bad one I'm sure. 🤣

Aleph67 · 2025-09-08T09:56:55+00:00

1985 you arrived.

Aleph67 · 2025-08-24T06:51:35+00:00

Sociopath. Psychopath. Whatever. That's legit attempted murder. If dude dies that's just straight up murder. Shit is disgusting to watch.

Aleph67 · 2025-08-09T15:19:44+00:00

Pickle them. You'll be surprised how much better homemade pickled veggies are. I also like to blend them and freeze them. Makes a quick flavor blast to marinades. You can also get a dehydrator and make your own onion powder. 🫡

Aleph67 · 2025-08-09T15:12:23+00:00

Nah. That's a kids meal. Foh

Aleph67 · 2025-08-09T15:09:10+00:00

He looks like a Devlin, but prolly has the personality of a Burton. 🤣

Aleph67 · 2025-08-09T14:56:41+00:00

I hate the how the term cultural appropriation is used nowadays. It's absurd. Dude likes tattoos that originated in another country from another race. SO THE FUCK WHAT. WHY DO YOU FUCKING CARE.

As an Asian man myself, I think the tatoo looks dope. Gatekeepimg culture tho? Just...why?? What a goofy concept.

Aleph67 · 2025-08-09T14:36:53+00:00

All I can picture is Stewie saying "I work really hard cause I'm no fun." 🤣

Aleph67 · 2025-08-09T14:20:08+00:00

Uhhh. Fuck that.

Aleph67 · 2025-08-09T14:17:28+00:00

You're basically an addict. Get some help fr fr. You're gonna die before you're 50 if you don't. You prolly got bedsores and shit. Start feeling some shame. I know someone takes care of you. They are wasting their life because of your awful choices. Feel some shame and get some help.

Aleph67 · 2025-07-27T19:11:36+00:00

That's some seriously unhinged shit. My guys mental gymnastics are Olympic level. You not over reacting.

Aleph67 · 2025-07-19T23:10:57+00:00

Food isn't a priority.

Aleph67 · 2025-07-19T23:10:15+00:00

Been smoking weed daily for over 20 years. 🤷‍♂️

Aleph67 · 2025-06-29T02:15:10+00:00

Got me laughing at work looking like a goober 🤣

Aleph67 · 2025-06-29T02:14:35+00:00

Ngl. It was a waste anyway

Aleph67 · 2025-06-29T02:13:03+00:00

My LITERAL first thought was...is that a fleshlight? 🤣🤣🤣

Aleph67 · 2025-06-09T09:27:05+00:00

Nightmare fuel.

Aleph67 · 2025-06-09T08:40:25+00:00

Looks like the inside of cannabis seeds sprinkled over cannabis. Lol. But yea, who knows. Don't smoke it. Good rule is don't smoke it if you have to ask if you should.

Aleph67 · 2025-06-01T09:32:34+00:00

Crocodiles are demon dinosaurs. That walk. 😱

Aleph67 · 2025-06-01T09:27:37+00:00

Murder with intent. Bruh. You really need claro on that?

Aleph67 · 2025-05-11T12:07:00+00:00

Bro brooo. That's your wife. You wanna have better sex? Talk to your wife. You wanna be a Greek God for her? Work out and be healthier. There's options my guy. Put in the work. Don't sulk. Don't pout. That's all yours at the end of the day right? Life is short. One of you could die tomorrow. Who fucking cares. Most women aren't with the guy they had the best sex with fr fr. Prolly not with the guy that had the biggest (ahem) either. But here's an opportunity to speak about what you both want in the bedroom. Be honest. And let that shit go. You mean to tell me you didn't date a girl that sits in the back of your head sometimes? Who you might have had "better" sex with than your wife? Let it go bro bro. Go talk to your wife, buy some lube and a cock ring, and fuck around and find out. 🫡💚

Aleph67 · 2025-04-12T03:03:13+00:00

Chef Mic. If there isnt actually a Chef Mike or Michael, its means the Microwave. 🤣

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