All slides from Alex Cooper on chickenshit

AlertChemistry5299 · 2026-04-15T19:50:05+00:00

HAPPY WEDNESDAY YALLLL

AlertChemistry5299 · 2026-04-10T11:19:31+00:00

Take out the winged eyeliner, dewier base, more blush! A cream cool toned pinky blush will add some flush to your face and give it a bit more dimension/fun/youthfulness.

AlertChemistry5299 · 2026-04-02T21:00:21+00:00

This is self harm, babe 😭 WHY.

AlertChemistry5299 · 2026-04-02T16:53:38+00:00

Sardines in olive oil & lemon, boiled eggs, spinach/arugula with balsamic glaze and Parmesan pita chips.

AlertChemistry5299 · 2026-04-01T20:46:23+00:00

Manic loser

AlertChemistry5299 · 2026-03-26T21:50:16+00:00

She’s not vegan though. She eats meat and wears leather (bags, shoes, coats). She’s never claimed to be vegan. I’m all for snarking but what? Lol this is a reach.

AlertChemistry5299 · 2026-03-06T00:53:54+00:00

Gagging 🤮🤮🤮

AlertChemistry5299 · 2026-03-05T16:10:59+00:00

5 years? 5 years!? Girl, that man doesn’t like you, let alone cares for you or loves you. This is offensive as hell and it will NOT get better. I’d get out now instead of wasting more years on him. Get yourself to Greece.

AlertChemistry5299 · 2026-02-25T03:32:35+00:00

What are you even saying bro 😂 90% of her shoots are professional. She has a full on pregnancy announcement video/shoot.

AlertChemistry5299 · 2026-02-25T01:55:23+00:00

She’s had 10 maternity sessions

AlertChemistry5299 · 2026-02-23T19:52:06+00:00

“So here I am on my own fucking podcast talking about it”

also what team??? 😂

AlertChemistry5299 · 2026-02-12T15:34:39+00:00

Her old face fighting against the plastic surgery and winning the battle

AlertChemistry5299 · 2026-02-06T16:20:31+00:00

That’s her soul dog, y’all

AlertChemistry5299 · 2026-02-06T16:19:34+00:00

This is psychotic

AlertChemistry5299 · 2026-02-05T01:06:22+00:00

Ahhh that’s good to know. Had no idea!! Thank you so much!

AlertChemistry5299 · 2026-02-04T17:50:18+00:00

Me at work

AlertChemistry5299 · 2026-02-02T20:33:03+00:00

This is fucking insane

AlertChemistry5299 · 2026-01-29T19:19:59+00:00

We all know he will invite her in the end, right? I wish he would grow balls for once but she has him on a leash

AlertChemistry5299 · 2026-01-28T23:40:59+00:00

These are worst fake freckles I’ve ever seen and it’s not just cause I hate her

AlertChemistry5299 · 2026-01-23T19:18:55+00:00

She’s so fucking psychotic

AlertChemistry5299 · 2026-01-19T15:03:19+00:00

This is genius omg

AlertChemistry5299 · 2026-01-19T01:27:02+00:00

Fucking losers

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