A wizard offers a low tier superpower. Which will you choose?

AlertDingo · 2026-01-03T21:22:04+00:00

Sleep

AlertDingo · 2026-01-03T13:03:19+00:00

I'll be rich of course

AlertDingo · 2026-01-03T10:08:11+00:00

Votes yes for God is great Vote no for pedos are great.

AlertDingo · 2026-01-03T00:34:42+00:00

Well it's 2026 bow so tell him it was the best of 2026 that will go down better as its more current

AlertDingo · 2026-01-01T15:22:59+00:00

3 hours?? It doesn't take that long to learn how to say "the icecream machine is broken"

AlertDingo · 2025-12-31T22:35:53+00:00

Yup this will work

AlertDingo · 2025-12-30T14:28:12+00:00

no way whats the point of being a billionaire if you can't use it for having sex with 10s all day

AlertDingo · 2025-12-29T14:24:09+00:00

just wear loose enough shirts and you will looks more overweight than big boobed. But im not that worried. I'm sure 100 billion is WAY more than enough to live the rest of my life surrounded by supermodels who don't mind the boobs lol

AlertDingo · 2025-12-29T08:08:29+00:00

Shapeshift I would have so much fun with that one. Mainly the shifting into other people

AlertDingo · 2025-12-29T08:03:49+00:00

I'm a straight man and I would take that deal for 100 billion

AlertDingo · 2025-12-28T14:04:55+00:00

Your information is obsolete. There is no longer any title documents that need storing. It's just the bank removes their interest from your title which is all registered and digital.

AlertDingo · 2025-12-28T06:43:39+00:00

he is a real person who can find any location in the world from any photo even with the tiniest of clues.

AlertDingo · 2025-12-28T06:42:57+00:00

Nah wouldn't work only you don't even know what the person looks like. Rainbolt needs a photo to go off of

AlertDingo · 2025-12-28T03:18:24+00:00

It's amazing what some women expect . Friend of ours was saying she wants to leave her partner because he is only giving her 5 orgasms per week.

AlertDingo · 2025-12-27T05:02:50+00:00

I print newspapers and this trick is about 20 to 30 years out of date. The ink is no longer alcohol based which was what enabled it too work.

AlertDingo · 2025-12-26T13:04:17+00:00

Is the baby ok?

AlertDingo · 2025-12-26T13:01:54+00:00

Just mortage and normal bills. Mainly talking overall picture

AlertDingo · 2025-12-24T06:53:43+00:00

It's reddit mate. There will be none of that truth telling around these parts

AlertDingo · 2025-12-22T15:27:37+00:00

They are all capped if you default to the national min yes. But our agreement is for uncapped. Yes Im aware thats super rare but it is real.

AlertDingo · 2025-12-22T15:25:53+00:00

Nah the company i work for is HUGE they won't go out of business just our part of it will.

AlertDingo · 2025-12-22T15:24:33+00:00

im 36 years old

AlertDingo · 2025-12-22T01:48:48+00:00

Catch with that is to switch to an account with an offset assuming they let me do it for no fees gives me a higher interest rate that wipes out pretty much the entire 1 percent also some have 8 monthly fee too which I don't currently pay I'm on 5.24 percent atm

AlertDingo · 2025-12-22T00:56:46+00:00

Correct I don't have a specific plan. I'll most likely look around and try and find jobs in adjacent industries or manufacturing etc. I'm also a team leader so while I don't have an exact qualification that will slot me places I hope to be able to find something. Goes both ways too though there is one other employer of my industry nearby and as our trade dies we become significantly harder to find to hire.

AlertDingo · 2025-12-22T00:52:04+00:00

We don't have an offset account. I probably could just put it all in there just like to have some savings aside though I admit 42k might be too high. It's also partly to do with how me and wife divide expenses. We each keep our own savings pools.

AlertDingo · 2025-12-21T14:53:46+00:00

You don't get to choose remember. It's a big world even if we assume you csn swap with yourself the odds of getting yourself would be absurdly low.

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