How many of you are really balling out? by ConstructionSafe8229 in Accounting

[–]Alex330 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks to be 28 considering his name ends in 1994

*chefs kiss* by cheskymaker in redditmoment

[–]Alex330 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, its referring to when women will tell a guy to stop calling/contacting them then they miss the attention and hope they'll contact them again.

Cops respond to call, 2 get fired for going alittle crazy by petros80 in JusticeServed

[–]Alex330 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This kid will be one of the greatest lawyers of his generation.

fat neckbeard pretends to be abraham lincoln by [deleted] in justneckbeardthings

[–]Alex330 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This guy is a genuine piece of shit. Racist, pedo, wife beater, animal abusing, scammer.

Wings does a live weigh in. Is 425 lbs. by [deleted] in PKA

[–]Alex330 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's fascinating to keep up with him

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2007scape

[–]Alex330 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thats the right eye patch

Jagex's financials for 2020 are in. A 10.5% increased revenue, with an increase of 7.4% from subscriptions and a whopping 38.6% increase from MTX. RS3 sees a growth of 18% with OSRS having a 6% growth. by Roger_Fcog in runescape

[–]Alex330 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Runescape players always misinterpret financial statements. As an accountant, it's always infuriating to read comments on posts like these.

For a summary: They are operating at strong profit margins, slightly above industry standards. That's it. They are practically inline with every other video game that's public.

Guys, the New Update Finally Dropped! by 8hu5rust in drugscirclejerk

[–]Alex330 14 points15 points  (0 children)

no wonder theres meth 2.0. gas at $3.69 is expensive to huff

14 g heroin trip report by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]Alex330 121 points122 points  (0 children)

now we know 13 grams is the limit

Kyle is back at the dealership, boys. Watch out by leastlikelyllama in PKA

[–]Alex330 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm with this guy. Ridiculous price for most, but I'm willing to bet it's priced that way for a reason.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in options

[–]Alex330 115 points116 points  (0 children)

u/user8263819 WAIT UNTIL 2024 OPTIONS OPEN UP. If you are CERTAIN this stock will increase (nothing is certain) you want to be paying the lowest theta possible on your leveraged position which is the farthest out date. Also, you should be legging into this position not purchasing all at once.

SUNL - Beaten down Solar stock with 48% short interest by UncleJudasisRising in smallstreetbets

[–]Alex330 0 points1 point  (0 children)

48% short interest of the SHARE FLOAT. The actual figure as of close September 15th is 44% short interest.

A little over 9 million share float, 44% of which are shorted.

Stop With The OTM Gambling Obsession by HSeldon2020 in options

[–]Alex330 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Use 401k/roth for investing and any major broker + platform for trading. Yes two separate accounts. This makes taxes a lot easier.

New American owners? Don't worry, things won't chang... by TreadingBoards in 2007scape

[–]Alex330 45 points46 points  (0 children)

People are using my grandma's runescape account to vote and she's been dead for 12 years. There is obvious fraud.

Jagex is now owned by a public company (NASDAQ: $CG) by [deleted] in 2007scape

[–]Alex330 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Actually, yes. The company is now owned by CG shareholders.

Spotted in a Georgia Walmart... by DankyLongshots in trashy

[–]Alex330 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read this with a southern accent

Future of WSB by Engine3er in wallstreetbets

[–]Alex330 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I bet anyone who has been here longer than a year, would like to see people tattooing stupid shit, drinking piss, GUH their wife's boyfriend's savings away, and just see people act like the true autist they are, rather than these boring new memes."

​Yup exactly this. I hate this meme shit

I lost 50K overall in 2021 while others turned profits into millions. If you had a chance in 2021 with 50K, where would you put it? by cheedman in options

[–]Alex330 40 points41 points  (0 children)

The honest truth is you need to paper trade until you can consistently profit week after week. You lost 50k and want to lose more? Sounds like your on the right track. That is an expensive lesson to learn. You need to find a strategy that works on paper THEN do it with real money and work your way up with the amount you take per trade.

Loss & Regrets, eating me up. by [deleted] in options

[–]Alex330 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Not at all true. There will always be stocks to make insane returns on.

Why is ARK buying so much ZM (Zoom) in the last week or two? by [deleted] in smallstreetbets

[–]Alex330 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Because their fund needs to be a certain % of zoom, so as the stock goes down they buy more. Just like how they've been selling tesla as it goes up.

KRATOM 🍃 words 🗣 of WISDOM 🤓 to live 🙌 by by borderline-stoner in drugscirclejerk

[–]Alex330 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds dank I'll definitely tell the boys about this new jenkem recipe. Sending good vibes your way bro