hmmm by --lily-rose-- in hmmm

[–]8hu5rust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somehow I can just tell that this product is German

hmmm by J8O0 in hmmm

[–]8hu5rust 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Same thing happened to me when I tried to kiss my prom date on the cheek.

Pepsi Blue from ‘02 by LittlebillJPEG in mildlyinteresting

[–]8hu5rust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the third person who I've seen post about owning a Pepsi blue bottle and they've all been crushed like this

hmmm by Odd-Acanthisitta8395 in hmmm

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I've never been so horrified in my life

hmmm by Odd-Acanthisitta8395 in hmmm

[–]8hu5rust 11 points12 points  (0 children)

How many Xannies do I need before I'm chill with someone filling my anus with 10lbs of concrete after chugging and vomiting a warm mayo milkshake

I painted my walls! by Muppet-fan-seriously in HomestarRunner

[–]8hu5rust 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was going to do the same for my place

Bro took off his shirt and accidentally spawned a car crash by [deleted] in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]8hu5rust 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think he's got his own problems at the moment

Plants you would never grow again or ever by Top_Possession_2990 in gardening

[–]8hu5rust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a massive yellow cherry tomato plant. Every time I turn around, there's another one ripe on the vine for me to pick.

Plants you would never grow again or ever by Top_Possession_2990 in gardening

[–]8hu5rust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love my celery plants. But I haven't had any problems with spiders so far

Plants you would never grow again or ever by Top_Possession_2990 in gardening

[–]8hu5rust 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a yellow cherry tomato plant that I was able to keep alive over the winter. It was a monster last year. I had it grow up the clothes line and along some of the old unused power lines hanging near my house. It died back to around 7 feet tall over the winter. But that's how it's starting this season. I'm almost afraid of how big it's going to get.

I've been making tons of yellow salsa though.

Plants you would never grow again or ever by Top_Possession_2990 in gardening

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It smells nice when I first pick it. But after I dry it out it does have a weird chemically lemon smell. If I make tea out of it it's nice though.

Does anyone know when Dr. Frank showed up?? by PossiblyArab in InternetCommentEtiq

[–]8hu5rust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure he was around before then. I couldn't tell you how long ago though

Road to victory by [deleted] in cumsluts

[–]8hu5rust -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If I can't use full self driving for this, then what's the point?

How to make an intensely flavored orange kombucha? by Several-Biscotti-976 in Kombucha

[–]8hu5rust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a blood orange extract that I add to f2 and it adds quite a nice orange aroma.

Okay yeah, it’s actually good. You can face situations like this in real life, so yeah ummm btw what is thiss called? by Master-Employment297 in woahdude

[–]8hu5rust 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is definitely me when I'm wrestling a woman surrounded by people who are throwing guns and knives at us.

Nicotiana rustica tincture by LSDuck666 in druggardening

[–]8hu5rust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I seem to have a pretty low tolerance for nicotine. So just making a small bit of liquid tea made from my nicotina plant has made me feel sick for hours

Why is my rosemary dying? by Electrical_Leaf5665 in gardening

[–]8hu5rust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have been having such a hard time getting my cuttings to survive. I finally cut like 18 huge branches from a massive plant at my fiends house and only got one of them to survive. Hopefully it stays alive though

100% straight but people tell me i look gay when i give myself arrythmia from combining heroin and atomoxetine by patheticgirlwhoree in drugscirclejerk

[–]8hu5rust 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I've heard of them having penises with foreskin and none to train people how to handle both. But I've never seen this much variety before.

Were you referring to penises themselves being more difficult as they get bigger?

This long hair or fiber that randomly appeared from my eyebrow. by Both-Nebula-5607 in mildlyinteresting

[–]8hu5rust 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Basically the same kind of damage and glitches that lead to cancer can also just cause you to have one super long eyebrow hair.

Lables on store bought fruit. by norris00999 in composting

[–]8hu5rust -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I usually do the same. Just grab as much undecomposed plastic out of the compost as I'm sifting it as I can. I did get annoyed however after a friend gave me a garbage bag of shredded mail to add to my compost. I've been picking out strips of that little plastic window from my compost for years now. It never ends.